Completely off topic BS thread!!!

[wick]

Ok, to persuade cluttering up other peoples threads, I feelthis is a good idea. Who cares what you talk about. Doesnt f ucking matter. The idea is to have somewhere we can bullshit without jamming somebody's thread. Topic? No!!!! There is none.

[2001GTTT]

OHHH ok. i get it.

i worked till 2:10 today, went to class till 7:30, came home and ate some pizza and did nothing, and then for some reason my mom bought a 5 speed miata, so that was cool (i guess)...and then I taught her what drifting was, and she now will not let me drive it, and then Gina called me but i didnt have time for that so i hung up, then Mark (yellow03stang) prank called me pretending to be micheal jackson and then again as ms. cleo, and now im just haaaanngin out.


OOHhhh yea i did some home work too, after i hung up on my gf, but before ms. cleo called.

[u1arunit]

I just had a turkey on wheat sandwich. Now I am going to find something to drink.

Edit: I have 1900 posts. I should play that number!

[HidalgoGT]

Just got done pm'ing wick cause he was the wrong one I was trying to talk to but ended up being pretty damn funny, uhm lets see yup just about time for bed.

[2001GTTT]

who else on here has to have chapstick or else their lips shrivel up and dry out so bad that they crack?

cuz im one of those guys.

weather is gonna be nice tomorrow.....

my cat decided to kill a rabbit and put it on the porch for me, so that was nice.

[wick]

HAHAHHA Finally. We have something we can agree on!!!! I spent all weekend, this is still the weekend for me, working on the house. Stained our new sliding glass door, finished the kitchen that we decided to add/modify, and painted my front doors. After 4 days off, I need to go back to work. going crazy here. The door did turn our nice though.Lots of stain and lots of urethane. Got it all back together a little while ago.

[yellowstang03]

miss cleo called tonight....fred rogers called you last night man your popular around here.

[u1arunit]

I am bad with that in the winter.

My computer mouse is cordless and needs a damn battery again. I think that Duracell must make the stupid thing the way it eats AA batteries. I should have gotten the more expensive rechargeable one I guess..

[wick]

Chapstick? I am the only one my wife has ever seen use the whole thing!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

[wick]

I am bad with that in the winter.

My computer mouse is cordless and needs a damn battery again. I think that Duracell must make the stupid thing the way it eats AA batteries. I should have gotten the more expensive rechargeable one I guess..

No, just use energizers... They keep going and going...:rotflol:

[2001GTTT]

Chapstick? I am the only one my wife has ever seen use the whole thing!!! HAHAHAHAHHA


I know i got thru em like weekly lol. its an addiction i swear

[wick]

I just tried my cordless mouse for the first time. HAHAHAHHA Seing as you mentioned it there Mark. That thing has a pretty good range in it.!!!

[2001GTTT]

:rofl:
miss cleo called tonight....fred rogers called you last night man your popular around here.


lmao, full metal jacket called you, and there will be more...dont worry, they are gonna call joey too and ask him if he is a peter puffer!! LMAO

[yellowstang03]

bet you werent expecting austin powers that fast huh lol

[2001GTTT]

I just tried my cordless mouse for the first time. HAHAHAHHA Seing as you mentioned it there Mark. That thing has a pretty good range in it.!!!


dont lie to me.

[HidalgoGT]

Only my feet dry out in the winter. Anyone ever eat at Parkwood inn? Those bannana peppers are decieveing in how spicey they maybe.

[2001GTTT]

bet you werent expecting austin powers that fast huh lol

bet your not expecting whats about to come thru the phone lines in 10 seconds, dont say i didnt warn you, bitch. :rofl:

[wick]

I know i got thru em like weekly lol. its an addiction i swear


Yeah. I used to smoke. Its the same ting. HAHAHHA Without the chapstick your like...oh shit, I need one. Damn.. now what?? Gotta stop at sheetz and get another one. HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[cam303]

Ive never been so pissed off with my choices in an election!

[2001GTTT]

Only my feet dry out in the winter. Anyone ever eat at Parkwood inn? Those bannana peppers are decieveing in how spicey they maybe.


yellow03stang always sees how far he can make them go down without gagging, its sooo weird, he never tells us why..

[HidalgoGT]

yellow03stang always sees how far he can make them go down without gagging, its sooo weird, he never tells us why..
Way TMI i'll never want to eat another one now.

[wick]

dont lie to me.


I swaer man. Never used it. Mark said something and made melook to my right and there it was. HAHAHA I moved it and it works. My wife must use it. I just use the pad on the laptop when I am upstairs. I have to use the m,ouse on my other computer. Its not cordless.

[wick]

Ive never been so pissed off with my choices in an election!

HAHAHHA Its about to get interesting Chris. Her 18 year old daughter is suddenly 5 minths pregnant. Lets see, seh isnt married but will be very soon and I bet the old bat McCain pays for it. She wanted to seperate Alaska from the US. HAHAHAHHAHAHA This is the biggest f uking joke of election I have ever seen.

[yellowstang03]

yellow03stang always sees how far he can make them go down without gagging, its sooo weird, he never tells us why..

what can i say it turns gina on:thmbsup:

[wick]

yellow03stang always sees how far he can make them go down without gagging, its sooo weird, he never tells us why..

So you saying he is working with alot here or what? HAHAHAHAHHA How would you know this?:rotflol:

[2001GTTT]

what can i say it turns gina on:thmbsup:


LMAO im gonna show her that!!

[2001GTTT]

So you saying he is working with alot here or what? HAHAHAHAHHA How would you know this?:rotflol:


he always does it when were trying to eat!

:rofl:

[yellowstang03]

:bananabang:i'll show her right now she is here

[2001GTTT]

:bananabang:i'll show her right now she is here


gat dam, you had mr. rogers over the other night, then ms. cleo and austin powers tonight, and somehow my GF! If your that talented you go for it buddy :highfive:

[wick]

Oh, and I managed to squeeze a wedding in among all the fun stuff this weekend. One of our members got married and I must say it was a great time!!!!!!! Coors lights were going down like crazy!!!!! 7 hours worth.

[yellowstang03]

what can i say when the going gets tough my hammer swings sideways.

[wick]

Ive never been so pissed off with my choices in an election!


Oh, and I like how she tried to fire a State trooper because he would not marry her sister. She is bad.

[2001GTTT]

I had a turkey sandwich at work today for lunch, what did you guys have?

[yellowstang03]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v288/162/31/307500463/n307500463_81688_8836.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=81676&id=307500463&op=1&view=all&subj=1465290015)

shortly after this photo was taken clark stuck the bone in his pants....look at that lil grin:rofl:

[u1arunit]

I swaer man. Never used it. Mark said something and made melook to my right and there it was. HAHAHA I moved it and it works. My wife must use it. I just use the pad on the laptop when I am upstairs. I have to use the m,ouse on my other computer. Its not cordless.

They work well if it's a good laser type one. I have no more AA batteries. I might need to charge up my rechargables. Damn! What would I do w/o a mouse?? I would go into withdrawal.

[2001GTTT]

what can i say when the going gets tough my hammer swings sideways.


LMFAO....ridiculous...this thread was a great idea rob.

[2001GTTT]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v288/162/31/307500463/n307500463_81688_8836.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=81676&id=307500463&op=1&view=all&subj=1465290015)

shortly after this photo was taken clark stuck the bone in his pants....look at that lil grin:rofl:


yep right after i smothered it in peanut butter! thats gina's dog, hahahahahahaha

[HidalgoGT]

Have fun ya crazy ass's i'm out 5am comes fast.

[94svtcobra]

I love how if theres nothing to talk about scs defaults to pics of clark,:rofl:

[yellowstang03]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v130/162/31/307500463/n307500463_59162_9409.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=59161&id=307500463&op=3&view=user&subj=307500463)

im leaving this one open for comments....

[wick]

They work well if it's a good laser type one. I have no more AA batteries. I might need to charge up my rechargables. Damn! What would I do w/o a mouse?? I would go into withdrawal.


Yeah, its a good laser type.I just got used to the pad on the laptop and started using that. When we did our flooring last October, I did not have a choice. We got allnew carpet and flooring throughout the house. Figured that was a good time to get Trevors room ready. Moved the other computer into the finished basement/gameroom. If I wanted to use the interwebz, I had to use the laptop. HAHAHAHAHHA

[yellowstang03]

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v162/162/31/307500463/n307500463_67397_8621.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=67396&id=307500463&op=3&view=user&subj=307500463)


yes he did just blow it in his pants.....

[2001GTTT]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v130/162/31/307500463/n307500463_59162_9409.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=59161&id=307500463&op=3&view=user&subj=307500463)

im leaving this one open for comments....

F YOU BITCH GET OFF MY FACEBOOK! lol. look at them gunnzzz. That was either last year or the year before. badass pumpkin carving.

[wick]

LMFAO....ridiculous...this thread was a great idea rob.


Thanks Clark. We needed this along time ago. Perhaps it will get more activity on the site too. HAHAHHAHAH

[94svtcobra]

clark did you use one of those pumpkin templates to cut that out???:rotflol:

[2001GTTT]

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v162/162/31/307500463/n307500463_67397_8621.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=67396&id=307500463&op=3&view=user&subj=307500463)


yes he did just blow it in his pants.....

new years eve 2 years ago....completely HAMMERED>

[wick]

I use those templates all the time!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA

[yellowstang03]

new years eve 2 years ago....completely HAMMERED>


you mean you actually drank one full beer yourself?

[2001GTTT]

I love how if theres nothing to talk about scs defaults to pics of clark,:rofl:


I know wtf, guess im THAT entertaining.....that and mark has a weird gay obsession with me and takes all my pictures.

[2001GTTT]

clark did you use one of those pumpkin templates to cut that out???:rotflol:


hell no that is CUSTOM lol.

[2001GTTT]

you mean you actually drank one full beer yourself?


hahaha yep. or a 12 pack of rolling rock and then mixed drinks. that was alot of fun...til morning.

[wick]

F YOU BITCH GET OFF MY FACEBOOK! lol. look at them gunnzzz. That was either last year or the year before. badass pumpkin carving.


You say look at them gunzzzz, I say look at the farmers tan!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[yellowstang03]

I know wtf, guess im THAT entertaining.....that and mark has a weird gay obsession with me and takes all my pictures.


no just an easy target lol

[yellowstang03]

You say look at them gunzzzz, I say look at the farmers tan!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


:rofl:i didnt even notice that till you said something!

[94svtcobra]

wasnt there one of clark and a goat floating around a lil while back???

[2001GTTT]

no just an easy target lol


i know i know...im gonna call joe now with the full metal jacket.

[yellowstang03]

wasnt there one of clark and a goat floating around a lil while back???


yup that was me like always hahaha

[yellowstang03]

i know i know...im gonna call joe now with the full metal jacket.

he didnt pick up earlier

[2001GTTT]

he didnt pick up earlier


here it goes..

[wick]

wasnt there one of clark and a goat floating around a lil while back???


At the petting zoo. Nothing wrong with that. I will be doing the same stuff soon with my son.

[yellowstang03]

At the petting zoo. Nothing wrong with that. I will be doing the same stuff soon with my son.


but clark begs to go almost daily!!

[wick]

but clark begs to go almost daily!!


HAHAHHAHAH I see. Now we might have a problem. :rotflol:

[94svtcobra]

haha^^

[yellowstang03]

clark hold off on the calling for one damn minute my god im trying to text someone lol

[wick]

10:40-11:30 we got 65 posts.This may be the hottest topic SCS has ever had. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[wick]

clark hold off on the calling for one damn minute my god im trying to text someone lol


I know somebody like that. HAHAHHAHAHAH Its horrible. Cant get anyting done. Its when I am in a call, I get about 20 texts. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[yellowstang03]

dont give your phone number to clark btw we have had a little war going on for the past few days with sound boards and it last for hours...

[Mitternacht]

dont give your phone number to clark btw we have had a little war going on for the past few days with sound boards and it last for hours...

I did that in school with the teacher, using Tourettes Guy, Homer Simpson and Arnold Schwarzenegger

[94svtcobra]

tourette guy? AH SH*T! haha, love that dude, ashame he died

[94svtcobra]

if anyones a fan of tourettes guy, enjoy this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzQbHn5uuY4

[Mitternacht]

Class, we have homework.

AH, SHIT!


...







.....










*someone plays music*

TURN IT DOWN! TURN IT DOWN WHILE I GRAB MY ASS WITH YOUR FACE!

[94svtcobra]

wow who ever just called me, just wow

[wick]

What does mitternacht mean? Something German right?

[Mitternacht]

Midnight.

[White5.0]

im listening to dirty deeds by acdc and playing nba jam on sega genesis

[2001GTTT]

wow who ever just called me, just wow

who was the voice?

[Mitternacht]

im listening to dirty deeds by acdc and playing nba jam on sega genesis

I hope you got Sonic the Hedgehog 2 to go along with that Sega.

[wick]

Midnight.


Really? You can almost sound that out too.

[2001GTTT]

HAHAHHAHAH I see. Now we might have a problem. :rotflol:


I cant help it....youll see when you go.

[94svtcobra]

I think it was a soundboard, thats what I get for giving you *ssholes my number, haha

[wick]

I cant help it....youll see when you go.

Depends on what we are petting. HAHAHAHA Really, is it idlewild?

[94svtcobra]

clark wat time r u working tomorrow, I'm gonna try to stop up

[wick]

Anybody going to the track tomorrow? I think I might actually get to make it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything is all in order. Babysitter and all. I even put some DR's on my spare set of wheels.

[2001GTTT]

Depends on what we are petting. HAHAHAHA Really, is it idlewild?


?? is what idlewild? im lost. lol

[2001GTTT]

clark wat time r u working tomorrow, I'm gonna try to stop up

Ill be there from around 7 a.m. till 12:30, then ill be back a little after 2.

school has my schedule all screwed up.

[Troll]

10:40-11:30 we got 65 posts.This may be the hottest topic SCS has ever had. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

yeah, thanks. I'm dumber now than I was five minutes ago... and believe me --- that's accomplishing something. :goodidea:

[yellowstang03]

I think it was a soundboard, thats what I get for giving you *ssholes my number, haha


you can just say clark not assholes...

[2001GTTT]

yeah, thanks. I'm dumber now than I was five minutes ago... and believe me --- that's accomplishing something. :goodidea:


lmao ya gotta admit this is some funny s**t adam.

[94svtcobra]

I might stop up after my 9 oclock is over, I wanna see that r1 looks sick

[2001GTTT]

you can just say clark not assholes...


NO! I didnt give it to anyone.

[yellowstang03]

?? is what idlewild? im lost. lol


he means the animals..

[94svtcobra]

you can just say clark not assholes...

haha

[2001GTTT]

I might stop up after my 9 oclock is over, I wanna see that r1 looks sick


cool just let me know, its pretty decent and definitely nice.

[2001GTTT]

he means the animals..


oh you mean where? that was in hershey, pa.

btw, do you guys prefer black socks or white socks?

[Troll]

clark, what was with the "parade" around the parking lot today. seems like the techs were just roaring around in circles for no reason (on customer's bikes?).

I was going to do some nasty burnouts, but it looks like your lot was recently paved? I didn't want to piss anybody off. :hyper:

[wick]

yeah, thanks. I'm dumber now than I was five minutes ago... and believe me --- that's accomplishing something. :goodidea:

HAHAHHAH No problem Adam. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

[Troll]

OK 97 posts. I'm going to bed. OH MY... I have a reason to wake up tomorrow and check on this piece of junk. :rotflol:

[wick]

?? is what idlewild? im lost. lol


Where you were petting the animals. It has been clarified already though.:goodidea:

[94svtcobra]

post

[wick]

OK 97 posts. I'm going to bed. OH MY... I have a reason to wake up tomorrow and check on this piece of junk. :rotflol:


99, sure you do. HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[94svtcobra]

number 100:woot1::woot1::woot1::woot1::woot1::woot1::woot 1::woot1::woot1::woot1::woot1::woot1: :woot1::woot1::woot1:

shit! I thought I had it

[wick]

HAHAHHAHA Sorry. it was 101. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[2001GTTT]

clark, what was with the "parade" around the parking lot today. seems like the techs were just roaring around in circles for no reason (on customer's bikes?).

I was going to do some nasty burnouts, but it looks like your lot was recently paved? I didn't want to piss anybody off. :hyper:

yea they have to test ride every single one when they are done with it.

we just had the lot re-sealed, its so slippery when its wet out, its like ice.

[scott5]

wow.. just wow

[schiavon8241]

wow.. just wow

scott. i think were the only ones on here at 130am

[scott5]

scott. i think were the only ones on here at 130am

haha i think so too, i got nothing else to do when i get off work:rofl:..

[scott5]

I like the for sale thread about the cobra

[schiavon8241]

I like the for sale thread about the cobra

ah yeah. im tryin so hard to get rid of it. before i drop another 5 gs into it...

[scott5]

ah yeah. im tryin so hard to get rid of it. before i drop another 5 gs into it...


then what you plan on getting?

[schiavon8241]

probly another stang. ide even take someone up on a trade if it was right.

[scott5]

probly another stang. ide even take someone up on a trade if it was right.

what kind you looking to get? you should go ls1:goodidea:

[schiavon8241]

ive always wanted to do an ls1 swap in a totally random car. so maybe ill chop up my moms car and drop one in there. its a toyota salara. bahaha

[scott5]

ive always wanted to do an ls1 swap in a totally random car. so maybe ill chop up my moms car and drop one in there. its a toyota salara. bahaha


haha.. i was going to put my lsx in a mustang but decided not too.. my girlfriends uncle has a NICE blue gto for sale

[wick]

haha.. i was going to put my lsx

Do you have one for sale?

[Stangman701]

Ok... I was wondering how there could possibly be 173 new posts in the last 12 hours. This thread pretty much explains it. Nice work guys

[SonofaBish]

Ok... I was wondering how there could possibly be 173 new posts in the last 12 hours. This thread pretty much explains it. Nice work guys
I wondered the same exact thing this morning!

[dpstang98gt]

this thread is funny i think it would be a good idea to put a message box on the homepage of the site, something like what they got over at buckeyestangs.com

[u1arunit]

this thread is funny i think it would be a good idea to put a message box on the homepage of the site, something like what they got over at buckeyestangs.com

I was just going to post this! It would be cool. Lou can we do this? Lou..? Are you reading this Lou..?? LOL :)

[scott5]

Do you have one for sale?

no.. I am building one

[scott5]

I wondered the same exact thing this morning!


Ok... I was wondering how there could possibly be 173 new posts in the last 12 hours. This thread pretty much explains it. Nice work guys

I thought these same things when i got off work last night.. I think everyones post count in this thread double within the last 12 hours

[wick]

Ok... I was wondering how there could possibly be 173 new posts in the last 12 hours. This thread pretty much explains it. Nice work guys

HAHAHAH All in an hours work pal. HAHAHAHAHAHHA


I was just going to post this! It would be cool. Lou can we do this? Lou..? Are you reading this Lou..?? LOL :)

I was wondering if louie was reading. I saw he was on last night during the birth of this. HAHAHA


no.. I am building one

Oh. Ok. A buddy of mine is looking to doing one in his Nova.


I thought these same things when i got off work last night.. I think everyones post count in this thread double within the last 12 hours

HAHHAHAHA That had crossed my mind. But, It also has generated traffic.

[wick]

Ok... I was wondering how there could possibly be 173 new posts in the last 12 hours. This thread pretty much explains it. Nice work guys

You were probably thinking...holy shit man!!!! somebody has gotten into somebody elses stuff and started a good drama fight... HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Terminated]

This thread is doing a good job of keeping me unproductive at work.

[Troll]

I was just thinking... a bowl of plain mashed potatoes has more intellect and decision-making skills than my boss. WTF? :innocent:

[wick]

I was just thinking... a bowl of plain mashed potatoes has more intellect and decision-making skills than my boss. WTF? :innocent:


HAHHAA You have one of those too huh. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[HidalgoGT]

I was just thinking... a bowl of plain mashed potatoes has more intellect and decision-making skills than my boss. WTF? :innocent:
You should meet the night shift where I work at total f%^&ing morons.

[03 OW SVT]

Hi.....I figured I didn't have a post in this thread yet so I figured what the hay...BTW good idea Wickmeister:goodidea:

[yellowstang03]

i just wanted to let everyone know clarks car is really his grandmothers.

[2001GTTT]

i just wanted to let everyone know clarks car is really his grandmothers.

Whats your name, scumbag!

Hell I like you, why dont you come over to my house and f**k my sister!

lmao

[yellowstang03]

Whats your name, scumbag!

Hell I like you, why dont you come over to my house and f**k my sister!

lmao


anytime man...anything to help a friend out lol

[94svtcobra]

post up pics of his sis, hahaha

[2001GTTT]

post up pics of his sis, hahaha


I know where you live.

[94svtcobra]

hahaha

[yellowstang03]

and the calling begins early tonight....

[2001GTTT]

and the calling begins early tonight....


LMAO....starting with....KIRK or KURT or whatever the F**k his name is.

[yellowstang03]

wow he is getting jackeddd

[Troll]

Anybody ever work on a farm? My granfather raised pigs and cows for years. Now, my mother has a horse stable. I help them with the hay every summer. It's the worst F$%%$%ING job in the world. NO joke. It's 1,000*F in the top of that barn. That dust gets in your eyes and you sweat and you're freaking totally covered in dust and dirt and sweat. Luckily, I've never had allergies or anything. You get these huge black boogers that come out of your nose and it takes three days to dig the junk out of your eyes. Then, the splinters in your hands. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCT.

They try to pay me, but I say, "You couldn't give me a million dollars to do this."

I'll go suck the old man's beer down when he's not looking. :sticktonge:

[eddmann55]

I got to work from home today, made hot sausage from dellalos for dinner and took my 4 yr old to her first day of pre school

[One Sweet Day]

strange observation....this thread grew quicker than the milf thread.....hmmmm.......actually I think there are more pics of clark in here then there were of girls in the other thread also......:innocent:

[yellowstang03]

Anybody ever work on a farm? My granfather raised pigs and cows for years. Now, my mother has a horse stable. I help them with the hay every summer. It's the worst F$%%$%ING job in the world. NO joke. It's 1,000*F in the top of that barn. That dust gets in your eyes and you sweat and you're freaking totally covered in dust and dirt and sweat. Luckily, I've never had allergies or anything. You get these huge black boogers that come out of your nose and it takes three days to dig the junk out of your eyes. Then, the splinters in your hands. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCT.

They try to pay me, but I say, "You couldn't give me a million dollars to do this."

I'll go suck the old man's beer down when he's not looking. :sticktonge:


i feel your pain!! i worked on one for 4 years.

[Martin0660]

You all should have been at PRP tonight for the mop fire. That was classic comedy right there boys :D

Bob Myers

[94svtcobra]

whoever invented research papers should go take a flying leap, cant stand the work load in college. ill be up late reading an entire book then writing a summary, thats some bs

[2001GTTT]

whoever invented research papers should go take a flying leap, cant stand the work load in college. ill be up late reading an entire book then writing a summary, thats some bs


f that. check www.sparknotes.com (http://www.sparknotes.com)
or www.cliffnotes.com (http://www.cliffnotes.com)
or www.wikipedia.org (http://www.wikipedia.org)
or just google it. try to find a summary already online and typed out...i did this many, many times. lol.

[94svtcobra]

thanks, sry i didnt get a chance to stop up today, just too much shit goin on with school n football

[2001GTTT]

thanks, sry i didnt get a chance to stop up today, just too much shit goin on with school n football

no big deal, that r1 isnt going anywhere, lol.

[94svtcobra]

no go on the cliffnotes etc, none showin up

[94svtcobra]

a friend of mine told me if i started with a bike with that kind of power i would kill myself?

[2001GTTT]

a friend of mine told me if i started with a bike with that kind of power i would kill myself?


your friend is right. lol. Its an R1, 1000cc's. Not to mention the HUGE rear sprocket on this particular bike, brings the front end up like nothing.

i rode a cbr 1000 the other day in the parking lot and it literally made me not want a bike anymore....its ridiculous the power they have. To pull out i didnt even have to give it throttle, i let the clutch out and it was going 10 or 15 right off the bat.

My dirtbike doesnt have close to the power of a bike like that but buying and riding it have helped me learn a ton, thats the main reason i got it.

Edit; what book are you looking for?

[94svtcobra]

"they poured fire on us from the sky" its not a bad book, I'm just tired as hell n the lobby at the hotel only plays real soothing music so I keep falling asleep lol

[2001GTTT]

you werent kidding, lol, i just looked and cant find s**t on it.

[Troll]

a friend of mine told me if i started with a bike with that kind of power i would kill myself?


your friend is right.
:iagree:

I had a lowly CBR900 (slow compared to today's literbikes) and it would scare the piss out of me when I rode it. I'm not claiming to be the world's #1 biker, but I rode many dirtbikes since I was 5 years old and had a VTR250 and CBR600F2 before the 900. If you get on the throttle too soon coming out of a corner, those literbikes will stand straight up (if you're lucky) or if your suspension ain't tuned just right, it'll headshake violently (if you don't know what this is, you shouldn't even think about a sportbike of any size) and almost put you on your ass fast. :goodidea:

They are really NO joke. If you must own a sportbike, find yourself a used 600cc to start out on. All the jap companies made a great 600 from about '99 on. Good Luck.

[94svtcobra]

its not even really a book, its like a journal of these three guys lives that fled sudan so they wouldnt be killed, pretty good story, but at this point I'm just bs'ing my way through this paper.

as for the bike, I'm just interested in something that I can ride up and back to school, I'd like to throw a classic plate on my cobra to save on the insurance, so I'm just looking for sumthin good on gas, the other thing is that some people in the past had told me that i should look at a bigger bike because of my size (6'2/ 315), but obviously more cc's isnt necessarily the answer

[scott5]

i have a 2000 gsx750 i would sell

[94svtcobra]

how much, I'm not real serious now that its gettin closer to winter, but how much r u looking for?

[scott5]

around 5k. I am going to be honest and i only use this on the track. I could put the headlight and taillight and turn signals back on it, it does have a few scratches. Has some mods.

[94svtcobra]

ya deff dont have that kind of cash right now, I'm hoping that I can get a decent job next summer and make enough to do a bunch of stuff to my car, n also maybe save up enough that I could make a monthly payment on a cheaper bike throughout the year, since i dont have time to do a job n school/football

[scott5]

ya deff dont have that kind of cash right now, I'm hoping that I can get a decent job next summer and make enough to do a bunch of stuff to my car, n also maybe save up enough that I could make a monthly payment on a cheaper bike throughout the year, since i dont have time to do a job n school/football

ok.. By that time, hit me up and i should probably be wanting to sell my 08 750 and et a 1k. knowing me the way i go through stuff:rofl:

[94svtcobra]

haha, alright I'll keep that in mind

[scott5]

haha, alright I'll keep that in mind
:goodidea:

[scott5]

you getting that sho clark?

[2001GTTT]

you getting that sho clark?


:yes: next week! im pretty excited about it.

Mike, i dont wanna scare you away from a bike, lol, but it really is true, they pack a ton of power. im 6'0, 205lbs, and my 125cc dirtbike will absolutely fly with me on it, you would be good with a used 600, they still haul ass, ill be picking up my buddy's 2008 cbr 600rr graffiti edition this coming spring, so we will see if i live to see my 21st b-day. lol.

[scott5]

:yes: next week! im pretty excited about it.

Mike, i dont wanna scare you away from a bike, lol, but it really is true, they pack a ton of power. im 6'0, 205lbs, and my 125cc dirtbike will absolutely fly with me on it, you would be good with a used 600, they still haul ass, ill be picking up my buddy's 2008 cbr 600rr graffiti edition this coming spring, so we will see if i live to see my 21st b-day. lol.

oh come on now its only a 600, you should easily live the next fours years:goodidea:

[94svtcobra]

haha^^^

[wick]

Good morning. HAHAHAHAH

[wick]

Oh, and a nice waste of $100 last night. Drove to the track for the first time in 2 years. Knowing I was gonna get my best time yet. Well, I got my new best 60' time. Thats about it. Couldnt shift. Coasted to the end at 69 mph with a 16.XX. Another clutch cable bit the dust. Oh well. Next week I will try again.

[SonofaBish]

I second Clarks' idea about getting or riding a dirtbike some before getting a sportbike... they feel 100% different, but its the fact that you can get familiar with the controls and the general feel of a motorcycle...

As far as a litrebike goes, go with your gut... If you're gut instinct tells you that its just going to be too much, then don't get it... Its no joke, they're mean bikes... my bike still has the stock gearing (not for long tho) and it goes 104mph in first gear... and gets there in a REAL HURRY... Coming down the parkway and wanna pass a car? any of the tall gears will accelerate harder than 95% of cars out there... if you go down 2 gears and hammer it, you'll be doing 130mph in an instant, with the bike still trying to rip your face off... I don't typically get out late at night when there's no traffic, but i've had the R1 upwards of 170mph once, and it was still pulling very hard!
However, whether you kill urself or not is all in how responsible you are with your right wrist. I started on my dad's Honda CB900 custom - read, NOT CBR! - it was a pitifully slow, probably 60hp bike... then jumped straight up to my TL1000R, and then now have the R1. It pretty much comes down to one thing - RESPECT! If you don't respect the bike and try to run it to its limits, YOU WILL LOOSE! These engines can easily handle more torture than you can put on it, and handle better than anyone can push them... I'm not saying have fear, because I don't have any fear of my bike whatsoever, but i respect what it can do, and I've always been able to stay in check - and I've run both litrebikes of mine very hard!

600's make great power nowadays, but you have to get them wound out pretty hard to do so... therefore, i think you'd be less likely to find yourself in trouble... Litrebikes makes insane torque down low, and then just never stop pulling... mine is extremely strong starting around 5K rpms, and then REALLY comes on around 7500 rpms and just pulls harder and harder and harder the whole way to the 14,500 rpm redline

[SonofaBish]

oh and one more tidbit...

Clark's just a pu$$y... he wouldnt be able to handle either of my bikes :p

[SonofaBish]

Oh, and a nice waste of $100 last night. Drove to the track for the first time in 2 years. Knowing I was gonna get my best time yet. Well, I got my new best 60' time. Thats about it. Couldnt shift. Coasted to the end at 69 mph with a 16.XX. Another clutch cable bit the dust. Oh well. Next week I will try again.
maybe you need to buy a new car Rob... oh wait, what a coincidence, i have one for sale!

LOL

[2001GTTT]

oh and one more tidbit...

Clark's just a pu$$y... he wouldnt be able to handle either of my bikes :p


we will see my friend, we will see.

[SonofaBish]

we will see my friend, we will see.
hahahaha...

[Troll]

I was just thinking... a bowl of plain mashed potatoes has more intellect and decision-making skills than my boss. WTF? :innocent:
I just changed my stance. I really didn't mean to offend the mashed potatoes like I did.

I should've said "WAY more intellect and decision-making skills". :rofl:

[MBH]

Oh, and a nice waste of $100 last night. Drove to the track for the first time in 2 years. Knowing I was gonna get my best time yet. Well, I got my new best 60' time. Thats about it. Couldnt shift. Coasted to the end at 69 mph with a 16.XX. Another clutch cable bit the dust. Oh well. Next week I will try again.
was your car the deep red one that had a big whistle coming from under the hood? I did horrible too :rotflol:

[wick]

was your car the deep red one that had a big whistle coming from under the hood? I did horrible too :rotflol:


HAHAHHA Yep. Sure was.:rofl: I think I have a solution for the cable. This time I am welding a tin shield to the long tube on that side and wrapping even more on the cable.

[94svtcobra]

hey clark it was good meeting u today,hahaha

[2001GTTT]

hey clark it was good meeting u today,hahaha

Yea you too buddy. :rolleyes:

Lol, schools a bitch.

[94svtcobra]

I did get a chance to check out that R1, so sick, they are just mean looking. sidenote, ur f'ing newly sealed parking lot got shit on the bottom of my shoes n clutch pedal cover there was a seam in the asphalt that they put extra shit over n it wasnt dry, look for my footprint around where ur car was size 14 nike's haha

[94svtcobra]

do you work tomorrow?

[Troll]

hey clark it was good meeting u today,hahaha


Yea you too buddy. :rolleyes:

Lol, schools a bitch.
:ghey:

whatever... wait till you get a real job.

It don't end the next May. You got 15 years on that mofo. You hate your boss, his boss, everybody you work with and all your customers. Your soul is not broken... it's more like a mud puddle that everybody jumps up and down in. Every fiber of your being disagrees with everything your company does from good, old-fashioned business decisions right down to the kind of cheap paper towels they buy for the bathroom. You think you might be one of those people that takes all your guns to work and kills everybody, but you're not. That would be the easy way out. You want to quit. BUT, you get paid good, you got a company car, you got 4 weeks of vacation and if they actually fire you (well, eliminate you for reasons not of your own doing), they have to pay you 2 weeks severence for every year you been there.

...er I mean "GOOD LUCK" --- I get these things mixed up all the time.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[94svtcobra]

troll if you need to talk to someone, I can start a therapy thread when we can talk these aggressions out :goodidea:

[Troll]

troll if you need to talk to someone, I can start a therapy thread when we can talk these aggressions out :goodidea:
:sticktonge: now, that's funny.

Thanks, but I've been using alcohol and operating machines that use large amounts of gasoline with great results. :goodidea:

[94svtcobra]

hahaha, watever works for ya

[yellowstang03]

:sticktonge: now, that's funny.

Thanks, but I've been using alcohol and operating machines that use large amounts of gasoline with great results. :goodidea:


x2:thumbsup:

[Martin0660]

:ghey:

whatever... wait till you get a real job.

It don't end the next May. You got 15 years on that mofo. You hate your boss, his boss, everybody you work with and all your customers. Your soul is not broken... it's more like a mud puddle that everybody jumps up and down in. Every fiber of your being disagrees with everything your company does from good, old-fashioned business decisions right down to the kind of cheap paper towels they buy for the bathroom. You think you might be one of those people that takes all your guns to work and kills everybody, but you're not. That would be the easy way out. You want to quit. BUT, you get paid good, you got a company car, you got 4 weeks of vacation and if they actually fire you (well, eliminate you for reasons not of your own doing), they have to pay you 2 weeks severence for every year you been there.

...er I mean "GOOD LUCK" --- I get these things mixed up all the time.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Holy cow, did you read my mind :D hmmmm.... Do we work at the same place? If we do, why don't I get a car?

Bob Myers

[2001GTTT]

well, since im gonna be a popo, i think il be ok.

[2001GTTT]

do you work tomorrow?


yes i do, the only time i wont be there is from 12:40 till 2:05, lol they sealed that lot like 3 weeks ago.

What time did you come in? You say you saw my car?? it was around back lol.

[MBH]

HAHAHHA Yep. Sure was.:rofl: I think I have a solution for the cable. This time I am welding a tin shield to the long tube on that side and wrapping even more on the cable.
your car looked/sounded really sick! wish I woulda known it was you wick!!

[94svtcobra]

ya I went in the store for a while n checked out the bikes, then I drove around saw ur car, left n right as I pulled out u texted me so I turned around n figured I give ya a few minutes to come out, but u never texted me bak so I figured u were busy

[2001GTTT]

ya I went in the store for a while n checked out the bikes, then I drove around saw ur car, left n right as I pulled out u texted me so I turned around n figured I give ya a few minutes to come out, but u never texted me bak so I figured u were busy


s**t, lol, i didnt know you were there.

[Troll]

well, since im gonna be a popo, i think il be ok.

good luck with the lie detector test when they ask you if you've ever done anything illegal... not "got caught" doing anything illegal, but "done" anything illegal. beep beep beep... graph jumps all over the place.
speeding, fornicating, underage drinking. :sticktonge:

[Troll]

ya I went in the store for a while n checked out the bikes, then I drove around saw ur car, left n right as I pulled out u texted me so I turned around n figured I give ya a few minutes to come out, but u never texted me bak so I figured u were busy
don't feel bad, man. he did the same thing to me on Tuesday. I saw his car, went inside, went back to service, looked all around for him, walked back outside car was gone. he's funny like that. :jump:

[94svtcobra]

ya that clarks an elusive one alright,:rofl:

[2001GTTT]

good luck with the lie detector test when they ask you if you've ever done anything illegal... not "got caught" doing anything illegal, but "done" anything illegal. beep beep beep... graph jumps all over the place.
speeding, fornicating, underage drinking. :sticktonge:


hey now, fornicating is COMPLETELY legal. :rofl:

speeding? according to me, i never speed. : )

underage drinking......:rolleyes:

[94svtcobra]

so the other night I was watching the documetary on the hells angels, and one of their leaders was saying that they were just a group of guys who all liked to ride bikes and would meet up n cruise somewhere, and I was thinking to myself scs is exactly the same, but then they showed them in a gun fight in a casino n smuggling drugs n stuff n I thought well my not exactly the same. lol

[2001GTTT]

don't feel bad, man. he did the same thing to me on Tuesday. I saw his car, went inside, went back to service, looked all around for him, walked back outside car was gone. he's funny like that. :jump:


Sorry! lol. i gotta get my edumaction, so i can pull punks like you over! :rofl: prepare to meet mr. taser adam. lol.

[wick]

your car looked/sounded really sick! wish I woulda known it was you wick!!

Thanks man!!!! It left really hard. Then when I could not get second gear,it was way over. It was an extremely hard time to getit home. I have it fixxed again and I have a spare cable as well. I should be there Wednesday providing we dont have any soggy weather.

[Troll]

Sorry! lol. i gotta get my edumaction, so i can pull punks like you over! :rofl: prepare to meet mr. taser adam. lol.
this is funny. I have a buddy who is a PA state trooper. we were talking one time when I had my 900. I said, "You ain't got a chance in hell (of catching me) mutha f0cka!" He says, "Yeah, well whatever you ain't gonna outrun Motorola!" So, I pull the big guns out and say, "You ain't gonna take me alive, copper."

He responds with one of my favorite statements of all time..."Ok then, we'll do it your way!" :rolleyes:

[2001GTTT]

lol thats funny s**t adam.


Does anyone remember that old show called Junkyard Wars that used to be on TLC?

I miss that show, I used to watch it everytime.

Also there was one where the robots fought each other in an arena? That was awesome.

[Viper_ed]

Does anyone remember that old show called Junkyard Wars that used to be on TLC?

I miss that show, I used to watch it everytime.

I was just watching that last week and was suprised to see it still on. I think it was on BBC if I'm not mistaken.

[Troll]

I was just watching that last week and was suprised to see it still on. I think it was on BBC if I'm not mistaken.

where you been?

[2001GTTT]

where you been?


none of your business.











:slaphappy:

[Viper_ed]

where you been?

Wouldn't you like to know.... Ask Wifey! :sticktonge:

[MBH]

Thanks man!!!! It left really hard. Then when I could not get second gear,it was way over. It was an extremely hard time to getit home. I have it fixxed again and I have a spare cable as well. I should be there Wednesday providing we dont have any soggy weather.
Nice, hopefully I'll be back up on wednesday too :thmbsup:

[Troll]

Wouldn't you like to know.... Ask Wifey! :sticktonge:
:rofl: I thought she seemed a little mellow lately. Whatever you two are up to, keep it up. At least, she's not busting MY balls. :goodidea:

[Terminated]

I am bored as a mother****er, just working on 40 #2 and listening to Jagged Little Pill, one of the best CDs of the 90s. Does that make me a homo?

I don't care if it does, I'm crunk bitches!

[SV1000s]

Clark..you getting an SHO? details please...

[John4cam]

So I worked on the tanger outlets for 5 months since our company got all the masonry work. When I was there it was an anlkle high muddy mess. I went up there with my g/f recently and it's actually pretty damn nice. Anyone else get dragged up there yet??

[wick]

Not yet but I am sure its comming real soon. HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Troll]

So I worked on the tanger outlets for 5 months since our company got all the masonry work. When I was there it was an anlkle high muddy mess. I went up there with my g/f recently and it's actually pretty damn nice. Anyone else get dragged up there yet??

Friday, September 19th is doomsday for me. I actually took the day off work. We have tickets to see Gary Allan at the Wild Things Field (I don't know the name of it?) so we're going to waste the first part of the day at the casino and the outlets. Hopefully this means ME at the casino and HER at the outlets. But, that could get costly if she doesn't have any financial supervision. :rofl:

So, is it TAN-JER or TANG-ER ???

[2001GTTT]

Clark..you getting an SHO? details please...


if all goes as planned. : )

[John4cam]

Friday, September 19th is doomsday for me. I actually took the day off work. We have tickets to see Gary Allan at the Wild Things Field (I don't know the name of it?) so we're going to waste the first part of the day at the casino and the outlets. Hopefully this means ME at the casino and HER at the outlets. But, that could get costly if she doesn't have any financial supervision. :rofl:

So, is it TAN-JER or TANG-ER ???


Lol, well I always read it tang-er, tanjer would have been tangier, mabey im wrong..You WILL visit the outlets when she tells you to. Haha

[wick]

They keep pronouncing it on the news as Tan ger letter g said like the g in gas.

[Venumous]

Somebody should by the stuff I have for sale..

[Martin0660]

I had Clems Barbeque for lunch today. yummmmmmmmmmm.

Bob Myers

[scott5]

Somebody should by the stuff I have for sale..

as soon as you put that car up for sale i will:goodidea:

[Troll]

I had Clems Barbeque for lunch today. yummmmmmmmmmm.

Bob Myers
NOW, this is truly BS right here. You can't talk about Clems when we didn't get to share it with you. I don't have any customers up that way. Now, I'm going to have to lie to my boss this week about going to lunch with somebody important and sneak up there. :rotflol:

[Martin0660]

Now, I'm going to have to lie to my boss this week about going to lunch with somebody important and sneak up there. :rotflol:

Hey, I'm important ;)

oh man was it good too, boneless sparerib sub for me :D

Bob Myers

[INSANELY CRAZY]

I had Clems Barbeque for lunch today. yummmmmmmmmmm.

Bob Myers

this is who we get to cater our lunch'ins at work, wow i have never had BBQ any better by far!!!! everyone always says how that one dude looks like tim mcgraw. one that wears that cowboy hat. he's pretty kewl dude though he always hooks me up with extra when we go though the line...:goodidea:

[2001GTTT]

where is this place at???

[SonofaBish]

Rt 22 in Blairsville

[Martin0660]

where is this place at???

On route 22.

It used to be not real far up from PRP past Westinghouse Blairsville, but they got caught in the construction.

They are now in a new building even further up 22 almost ot the light in Blairsville where Tri-Star is located. They are on the right.

Follow the smell of delicious ;)

Bob Myers

[2001GTTT]

might have to check that out on wednesday before i head to the track.

so, what is everyones favorite strip clubs? any good recommendations or good stories? :rofl::highfive:

[INSANELY CRAZY]

might have to check that out on wednesday before i head to the track.

so, what is everyones favorite strip clubs? any good recommendations or good stories? :rofl::highfive:

'no place special' is a good place to go to atleast it used to be. they had some good lookin girls a few yrs back. i havent been there in awhile. it's located in fayette city just outside bellvernon.

[Troll]

'no place special'
WHAT? Somebody I know who used to work in BV says, "This is where the girls are cold and the beer is hot." :rofl:

[wick]

Clems has some good food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Troll]

good stories?
I went to Austin, TX for a concrete seminar a few years ago. They sent me with our production manager at the time. I was about 30 and he was about 45 years old. He was married with a few kids. He had an engineering degree. Very boring dude. When I was with him at breakfast one day, he had to call his wife and ask her which pants that she packed him matched which shirt??? real stick-in-the-mud boring kinda guy. So, I get him 1/2 liquored up one day after class and take him to a place called the "Yellow Rose" (of Texas??? hahahahha). They do things a little different down there. You just get a table and the girls come around to you. It's a little more expensive that way, but more personalized and pretty cool. Anyway, we're there for ten minutes and his eyes are as big as pie plates. I, honestly don't think he'd ever been to a strip club in his life. I paid the first girl 20 bucks to sit on his lap and he almost shit himself. It was freaking hilarious. We were with two other guys from Kentucky or something and they were laughing at him so bad... I ALMOST felt bad for him. I got him some more drinks and got him a taxi back to the hotel EARLY. :rolleyes:

[INSANELY CRAZY]

WHAT? Somebody I know who used to work in BV says, "This is where the girls are cold and the beer is hot." :rofl:

like stated before, it's been awhile but it was a happening place, and beer was unlimited cold... hahahhaaaa

[wick]

Anybody go to the track last night?

[Troll]

that's a nice thing you got for sale there.

bump for a nice thing.

sorry to see you're selling that thing.

:rollingfloorrlol: :hellothere: :flipoff:

[Martin0660]

Cool post Troll, I hope you sell it ;)

bump for you

Bob Myers

[Troll]

What's everybody's thoughts on the Large Hadron Collider?

I have two right now.

1. I can't believe the French let them build that big, scary machine under their country. Just not like them.

2. Instead of flinging rays of protons and subatomic particles at each other, why don't they just start right off with cats or homeless people?

:rofl:

[yellowstang03]

i was out giving my car a little beating tonight and wow my clutch is totally shot. i still wasted an older body style vette horribly though:rolleyes:

[Martin0660]

What's everybody's thoughts on the Large Hadron Collider?

There is 50% chance we will learn some amazing things. Another 50% chance that it will open a black hole to swallow most of France. A 50% chance it just wont work, then a 50% chance we will get to see French scientist chicks with hairy pits.

Bob Myers

[Martin0660]

Has anyone seen that you can but pre-shelled pistachio's now? Sort of takes the joy out of it.

Bob Myers

[yellowstang03]

Has anyone seen that you can but pre-shelled pistachio's now? Sort of takes the joy out of it.

Bob Myers


ya i dont like that. but i always wondered how they got the shells off them?

[Martin0660]

i still wasted an older body style vette horribly though:rolleyes:

Did he know he was racing? :jump::hyper::sticktonge:

Bob Myers

[yellowstang03]

HAHA yes everytime my front bumper would get within a car length he nailed it. i would pull so hard on him it was sickening...it had to be an auto and in major need of a tune up also.

[wick]

Has anyone seen that you can but pre-shelled pistachio's now? Sort of takes the joy out of it.

Bob Myers


Kinda like the sunflower seeds. Kinda sucks too. Its part of the experience ya know. Eat half a bad of seeds, destroy your tongue and cheek.Drink about 3 gallons of water from the salt and doit all over the next day. HHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Troll]

Other than Bob Myers, the rest of you don't know what the Large Hadron Collider is, do you? :rolleyes:

[2001GTTT]

Other than Bob Myers, the rest of you don't know what the Large Hadron Collider is, do you? :rolleyes:


oooh! oohh! i do! i do!

and were all still alive so yaayy

[Troll]

oooh! oohh! i do! i do!

and were all still alive so yaayy

ummm, they didn't run that sh1t in the other direction and smash it together yet. Later this month... stay tuned. :goodidea:

[Mitternacht]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.

[2001GTTT]

ummm, they didn't run that sh1t in the other direction and smash it together yet. Later this month... stay tuned. :goodidea:


i thought it was turned on on sept. 5??

so this thing has different modes?


destroy earth mode comes later....F**k.

[Troll]

i thought it was turned on on sept. 5??

so this thing has different modes?


destroy earth mode comes later....F**k.

yeah, they ran it it one direction, then I think today or tomorrow (they're 12 hours ahead of us?) they are going to check the other direction, then when they get the balls, they are going to run the rays of protons in opposite directions at the speed of light and see WTF happens. Trying to recreate Einstein's theory of E=MC^2. E is energy. M is Mass and C is the speed of light. I guess if you run head on into each other at the speed of light, that would be the speed of light squared. :rolleyes:

It will be the day that smart people ruined the earth. :highfive:

[Troll]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.

It's actually 17 miles around. The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. If you do the math, that's about 11,000 times (around a 17-mile loop) per second.

We were bored at work today, so we did some studying on the subject. :innocent:

[PaxtonShelby]

OHHH ok. i get it.

...and then for some reason my mom bought a 5 speed miata, so that was cool (i guess)...and then I taught her what drifting was, and she now will not let me drive it, and then Gina called me but i didnt have time for that so i hung up, then Mark (yellow03stang) prank called me pretending to be micheal jackson and then again as ms. cleo, and now im just haaaanngin out.


LOL!!!!!!:rotflol::rofl:

That's some hilarious stream-of-consciousness stuff right there!!!!!!! :rotflol:

[PaxtonShelby]

if anyones a fan of tourettes guy, enjoy this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzQbHn5uuY4

Holy crap - my sides hurt from laughing - from much of this thread - but Tourettes Guy really put me over the edge!!!:rofl:

[PaxtonShelby]

I went to Austin, TX for a concrete seminar a few years ago. They sent me with our production manager at the time. I was about 30 and he was about 45 years old. He was married with a few kids. He had an engineering degree. Very boring dude. When I was with him at breakfast one day, he had to call his wife and ask her which pants that she packed him matched which shirt??? real stick-in-the-mud boring kinda guy. So, I get him 1/2 liquored up one day after class and take him to a place called the "Yellow Rose" (of Texas??? hahahahha). They do things a little different down there. You just get a table and the girls come around to you. It's a little more expensive that way, but more personalized and pretty cool. Anyway, we're there for ten minutes and his eyes are as big as pie plates. I, honestly don't think he'd ever been to a strip club in his life. I paid the first girl 20 bucks to sit on his lap and he almost shit himself. It was freaking hilarious. We were with two other guys from Kentucky or something and they were laughing at him so bad... I ALMOST felt bad for him. I got him some more drinks and got him a taxi back to the hotel EARLY. :rolleyes:

Ok - speaking of strip club stories..you guys have to check out this story...
go to www.tuckermax.com (http://www.tuckermax.com)
read the short intro about him
then scroll down to the story called "The Austin Trip"
It will be the most hilarious, side-splitting 20-30 minute read you'll ever have.

Some other good stories on there are "The most disturbing conversation ever" and a few others. He's....ahhh....a bit rude...but his writing skills are second to none. If you don't laugh you may not have a pulse...

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

[PaxtonShelby]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.

Imagine the BOOM you'd get if you stuff some pop-rocks in there..

[SonofaBish]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.
I've seen several History Channel episodes on this as well... being a nerd, it's extremely interesting to me....

I look forward to seeing the results of this experiment...

[wick]

... being a nerd, it's extremely interesting to me....

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HAHAHAHAHAH This is the best quote yet today!!!!!