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u1arunit
09-12-2011, 10:37 PM
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once saved your life.


3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application... You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.


YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'


HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.



I just love happy endings! :)

ModularMike
09-12-2011, 10:40 PM
I was going to say my car has 4 seats, then I remembered it doesn't. Fckn racecar shit.

White5.0
09-12-2011, 10:54 PM
must be rockin the rear seat delete!

lib88stang
09-12-2011, 10:55 PM
All my friends would beat on my car so F*!K that

NateSVT
09-12-2011, 10:57 PM
lmao at the correct answer at the end.

PaxtonShelby
09-12-2011, 11:48 PM
x 2 on the correct answer.

I'd say pick up the hot girl. While you're driving her back to your place, ask her to call 911 to go save the lady. Your friend is obviously very good at saving lives - so he can administer CPR to the old lady until the ambulance gets there. The next night you take your buddy out for a few beers so you can tell him all about the heavy-duty shagging you did the night before...

KeystoneJohnny
09-13-2011, 12:35 AM
Mark, that is great. Love your answer at the end. Scary part is that is actually a real question on a job application. IDK what I honestly would have said if I would have answered before I read ahead.

Mitternacht
09-13-2011, 07:45 AM
What if your friend can't drive a stick? He's beat. Old lady dies. But hey, at least you got to make a little racket in the sack.

ttk53
09-13-2011, 10:02 AM
16 blocks, Mos Def.

Cam99
09-13-2011, 03:21 PM
Not picking up any of their soggy asses, I just conditioned my seats

Terminated
09-13-2011, 04:57 PM
Not picking up any of their soggy asses, I just conditioned my seats

x2 you know how hard it is to work around that suede!?!?

PaxtonShelby
09-13-2011, 08:46 PM
Based on the responses, I'm thinking that nobody on here would get hired at this interview...

u1arunit
09-13-2011, 10:11 PM
Based on the responses, I'm thinking that nobody on here would get hired at this interview...

hahahaha!! :D

KeystoneJohnny
09-13-2011, 10:28 PM
Maybe we'll just try and hope for an honorable mention! :)