Priceless ricer

[blkp42e]

I don't consider a Cobalt SS a ricer car, Ricer cars are foreign cars like Honda, Nissan, and Mazda in my book.

Think about it a Cobalt SS is no different than a 1986 Mustang SVO, both cars are small displacement engines with a turbo.

In any regard good kill !

lol. what about the FD FMazda Rx7? ricer car?
1.3L Turbo making 276hp?
or the Nissan 300zx? twin turbo v6 making 300 hp. or the GTR that is a turbo v6 way over 400 hp

Even the S2000's have impressive power to displacement ratio's

a ricer is some jackass who loads the car up with junk to make it look fast and acts like a dick 24/7. basically IMO someone who discraces the hobby of cars.

a foreign car itself, it not a "ricer"

I dunno. maybe I'm just a closet ricer since i just picked up an Acura ;)

[cam303]

ROFL... who makes a thread about beating an underpowered car by a fender... now this shit is priceless

I feel that way every time I see one of these "KILL" threads. Should change the name to "LET YOUR INNER RICER COME OUT"

[2001GTTT]

Hey guys dont you remember what legendary street racer dominic toretto said? : "Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."



Either way its a good kill, if they are that dumb to screw with ya, good for em.

Wait, so does this mean im a ricer too??

[cam303]

Wait, so does this mean im a ricer too??

[billyNOTnice]

I feel that way every time I see one of these "KILL" threads. Should change the name to "LET YOUR INNER RICER COME OUT"

LOL i totally agree... When i beat someone i'm gonna come on here and make a thread saying.... " beat some dude with my mustang.... he obviously hasn't wasted as much money as me " lol

no offense to OP, i'm just joking around.

[Troll]

LOL i totally agree... When i beat someone i'm gonna come on here and make a thread saying.... " beat some dude with my mustang.... he obviously hasn't wasted as much money as me " lol

no offense to OP, i'm just joking around.

better yet, instead of being too fast, smart or funny to start your own "kill" thread, you'll just knock somebody else's balls off for posting. that's just plain old douchebaggery in my opinion.

honestly, stock for stock a 99-04 gt and a cobalt ss are low 14 / high 13 second cars. the OP puts some effort into making a fairly humorous post about a fairly close race.

j/k of course. :flipoff:

[molnartr]

lol. what about the FD FMazda Rx7? ricer car?
1.3L Turbo making 276hp?
or the Nissan 300zx? twin turbo v6 making 300 hp. or the GTR that is a turbo v6 way over 400 hp

Even the S2000's have impressive power to displacement ratio's

a ricer is some jackass who loads the car up with junk to make it look fast and acts like a dick 24/7. basically IMO someone who discraces the hobby of cars.

a foreign car itself, it not a "ricer"

I dunno. maybe I'm just a closet ricer since i just picked up an Acura ;)

I can agree with that a ricer is anyone who acts like a jackass and has a fart can muffler on their car

[Troll]

the best "ricers" in the whole wide world are the 2nd generation ones. By 2nd gerneration, I mean like a 50 year old woman driving a Neon with a fart can. You know she didn't mod that car, but for whatever financial or personal reasons, she ends up buying it and driving it as her own.

[Viper_ed]

the best "ricers" in the whole wide world are the 2nd generation ones. By 2nd gerneration, I mean like a 50 year old woman driving a Neon with a fart can. You know she didn't mod that car, but for whatever financial or personal reasons, she ends up buying it and driving it as her own.

[billyNOTnice]

better yet, instead of being too fast, smart or funny to start your own "kill" thread, you'll just knock somebody else's balls off for posting. that's just plain old douchebaggery in my opinion.

honestly, stock for stock a 99-04 gt and a cobalt ss are low 14 / high 13 second cars. the OP puts some effort into making a fairly humorous post about a fairly close race.

j/k of course. :flipoff:

sorry next time he asks for opinions on what people think, i'll just keep mine to myself. i forgot how sensitive you steel city guys are. no hard feelings OP, or you troll.

[Troll]

sorry next time he asks for opinions on what people think, i'll just keep mine to myself. i forgot how sensitive you steel city guys are. no hard feelings OP, or you troll.

who the hell are you, anyway?

[Shorty429]

^^^ X 2 on the Dicwad theory. Looks like some people are just looking to bust peoples balls.

[billyNOTnice]

Oh man... congratulations you're right

[biggb]

Oh man... congratulations you're right

roflmao.... figured he was going to win the keys to a cobalt ss special rice edition, but he just got a trophy... rice on.....

[349Stroker]

Oh man... congratulations you're right

LOL!!!!!!


I don't care who you are that is funny right there

[wishIhada5.0]

Hey guys ...sorry it took so long for me 2 get back to this thread... but to answer some questions...my stang is an 02 GT with 3.23 gears and jus the mods i listed in the opening post. and as for those who want to flame me about starting the post...I know im not setting the world on fire by beating a cobalt ss lol If i thought i was really kickin ass out there whoopin on 4cyl rice poppers wouldnt I be just as bad if not worse than 99% of the ricer population? lol Im jus out there havin a good time, which is what bein a muscle car guy is all about right? Theres no need to bust anyones balls.....unless they think a v-tec sticker adds 100+ hp lol Oh...I almost forgot...from a looks point of view the cobalts in any trim are fugly lol If I had to pick any 4cyl to drive it would be a neon srt 4 or if I had the money an Evo... most likely I'll never have either one cuz it wouldnt be nearly as much fun as a stang or any other muscle car in my opinion.

[Kirko]

Makes sense, good kill, I think the SS is by far the ugliest turbo 4cyl on the road. What do I know tho I drive an ugly srt4 everyday too tho lol. I can't get the cobalts to toy around with me when I'm in the mustang.

cobalt ss isnt turbo'd. theyre supercharged

[2001GTTT]

cobalt ss isnt turbo'd. theyre supercharged

the new ones are.

[HidalgoGT]

cobalt ss isnt turbo'd. theyre supercharged

The new model is turbo'ed.

[wishIhada5.0]

One of my friends works at the local ford/chevy garage (odd dealer combo huh?) and they just got in a new 08 or 09 turbo version...we cracked the hood and he revved it a few times...the valve train and jus motor in general didnt sound good...it sounded like the timing sprockets had about 3 teeth a piece on em lol