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    "I have sex with my car"

    Some people are really messed up:

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    i could understand if it was a mustang

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    Don't Beetles have real small exhaust pipes?
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    wow that f***ed up. hahah. Article said he has to sneak out at night to be gay with Todd good thing the girl car can't see from the garage, she'd be pissed.
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    wow i and i thought i was the only one who did this with my car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 94svtcobra View Post
    Honestly...WTF!!

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    Major FAIL.
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    That kid needs beat just for letting anyone know that he does this...
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    LOL @ you guys

    That is a bit strange. Naming them yes.. loving them yes.. making love to them.. NO

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    Sex with a boy car.... homosexual petrosexual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2002LXSport View Post
    Don't Beetles have real small exhaust pipes?
    EXACTLY what I was just going to post LOL

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    Mine don't have tail pipes. I'm shit out of luck I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2002LXSport View Post
    Don't Beetles have real small exhaust pipes?




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    how do i know where my car wants it?? its got two holes.

    i wonder if you turn the car on and "experiment" with the intake, is that considered a bj?? hahahaahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2001GTTT View Post
    how do i know where my car wants it?? its got two holes.

    i wonder if you turn the car on and "experiment" with the intake, is that considered a bj?? hahahaahah
    just reach across and use your fingers for the other pipe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by INSANELY CRAZY View Post
    just reach across and use your fingers for the other pipe...

    lmao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2002LXSport View Post
    Don't Beetles have real small exhaust pipes?
    ...maybe it is a super beetle...
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