Completely off topic BS thread!!!

[Mitternacht]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.

[2001GTTT]

ummm, they didn't run that sh1t in the other direction and smash it together yet. Later this month... stay tuned.

i thought it was turned on on sept. 5??

so this thing has different modes?


destroy earth mode comes later....F**k.

[Troll]

i thought it was turned on on sept. 5??

so this thing has different modes?


destroy earth mode comes later....F**k.

yeah, they ran it it one direction, then I think today or tomorrow (they're 12 hours ahead of us?) they are going to check the other direction, then when they get the balls, they are going to run the rays of protons in opposite directions at the speed of light and see WTF happens. Trying to recreate Einstein's theory of E=MC^2. E is energy. M is Mass and C is the speed of light. I guess if you run head on into each other at the speed of light, that would be the speed of light squared.

It will be the day that smart people ruined the earth.

[Troll]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.

It's actually 17 miles around. The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. If you do the math, that's about 11,000 times (around a 17-mile loop) per second.

We were bored at work today, so we did some studying on the subject.

[PaxtonShelby]

OHHH ok. i get it.

...and then for some reason my mom bought a 5 speed miata, so that was cool (i guess)...and then I taught her what drifting was, and she now will not let me drive it, and then Gina called me but i didnt have time for that so i hung up, then Mark (yellow03stang) prank called me pretending to be micheal jackson and then again as ms. cleo, and now im just haaaanngin out.

LOL!!!!!!

That's some hilarious stream-of-consciousness stuff right there!!!!!!!

[PaxtonShelby]

if anyones a fan of tourettes guy, enjoy this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzQbHn5uuY4

Holy crap - my sides hurt from laughing - from much of this thread - but Tourettes Guy really put me over the edge!!!

[PaxtonShelby]

I went to Austin, TX for a concrete seminar a few years ago. They sent me with our production manager at the time. I was about 30 and he was about 45 years old. He was married with a few kids. He had an engineering degree. Very boring dude. When I was with him at breakfast one day, he had to call his wife and ask her which pants that she packed him matched which shirt??? real stick-in-the-mud boring kinda guy. So, I get him 1/2 liquored up one day after class and take him to a place called the "Yellow Rose" (of Texas??? hahahahha). They do things a little different down there. You just get a table and the girls come around to you. It's a little more expensive that way, but more personalized and pretty cool. Anyway, we're there for ten minutes and his eyes are as big as pie plates. I, honestly don't think he'd ever been to a strip club in his life. I paid the first girl 20 bucks to sit on his lap and he almost shit himself. It was freaking hilarious. We were with two other guys from Kentucky or something and they were laughing at him so bad... I ALMOST felt bad for him. I got him some more drinks and got him a taxi back to the hotel EARLY.

Ok - speaking of strip club stories..you guys have to check out this story...
go to www.tuckermax.com
read the short intro about him
then scroll down to the story called "The Austin Trip"
It will be the most hilarious, side-splitting 20-30 minute read you'll ever have.

Some other good stories on there are "The most disturbing conversation ever" and a few others. He's....ahhh....a bit rude...but his writing skills are second to none. If you don't laugh you may not have a pulse...

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

[PaxtonShelby]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.

Imagine the BOOM you'd get if you stuff some pop-rocks in there..

[SonofaBish]

It's a super particle accelerator designed to "accelerate" particles around a 35-mile ring at near light speed and cause the particles to crash into each other to observe the nuclear debris that results.

Saw it months ago on TV.

I've seen several History Channel episodes on this as well... being a nerd, it's extremely interesting to me....

I look forward to seeing the results of this experiment...

[wick]

... being a nerd, it's extremely interesting to me....

..

HAHAHAHAHAH This is the best quote yet today!!!!!

[wick]

So, I was browsing through the classifieds and realized that this thread did not really do what it was designed to do. We still have assholes posting and cluttering up the classified ads. Well, I tried to keep people from being banned but, some folks, ya just cant reach.

[Troll]

that's a nice thing you got for sale there.

bump for a nice thing.

sorry to see you're selling that thing.

:flipoff:

So, I was browsing through the classifieds and realized that this thread did not really do what it was designed to do. We still have assholes posting and cluttering up the classified ads. Well, I tried to keep people from being banned but, some folks, ya just cant reach.

^^^ I tried ^^^

[wick]

^^^ I tried ^^^

HAHAHAHAAHAHA I know. But some people are just unreachable.

[coralcoupe1993]

Today is the 1st day of my new diet and tomorrow I will head back to the gym.

I have to help my girls mother move tomorrow.

[coralcoupe1993]

I like women and Fords!

[2001GTTT]

I like women and Fords!

I like Fords and women!

[yellowstang03]

clark the cats out of the bag....we all know you like fords and men not women.

[2001GTTT]

clark the cats out of the bag....we all know you like fords and men not women.

dont you have a clown that you need to punch?


This is for fellow mankind:

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...er-118219.html

[yellowstang03]

[quote=2001GTTT;126478]dont you have a clown that needs punching?

are you coming onto me again...i told you im not like "you guys"

[2001GTTT]

[quote=yellowstang03;126482]

dont you have a clown that you need to punch?

are you coming onto me again...i told you im not like "you guys"

ohh ok il fix it.