Sell that damn P.O.S and buy a termie.Originally Posted by scott5
Sell that damn P.O.S and buy a termie.
17 Ram 1500 Big Horn Hemi
16 Comp O GT Performance Pack
03 Oxford white Cobra (Gone but not forgotten)
Sell that damn P.O.S and buy a termie.
Fake names are used to protect the guilty parties:
So, I'm sitting here at work at 12:30. Our office (probably like everyone else's in the world) is lean and mean. We don't have a "secretary" per se and/or somebody that even sits at the front door. Hell, the girl that's kinda dedicated to answering the main line is at one of our operations today weighing trucks.
Our front door is locked and there's a button you press if you need assistance. We run a PUC with a multitude of truckers signed on. We don't own any of the trucks, but we have to keep all the paperwork and do the drug testing and so forth.
Well, there are two women that work for that company. The one is the aforementioned so-called phone answerer that is working somewhere else today and the other one is at lunch from 12-1pm.
The door phone rings. I answer it, "Can I help you?"
Mr. Truck Driver says, "Yeah, I'm here to see Ms. Whorebag."
I say, "She's at lunch."
Mr. TD, "What about Ms. Slutbucket?"
I say, "She's not here."
Mr. TD (getting pissed off and basically ignorant to begin with), "WELL, IS THERE SOMEBODY THAT CAN COME HELP ME PEE IN THE CUP!"
I say, "Ummm NO!"
... and I hang up.
Then I go over to the window (we're upstairs) and look out. He's looking up at me. I shrug my shoulders. He starts yelling at me, but I can't hear him. I open the window and he's crying about "holding it since he was in Monroeville" and "Now WTF am I going to do."
I said, "I can let you in so you can use the bathroom."
He says, "Well, Ms. Whorebag told me to come up here and take a drug test."
I said, "I told you she's at lunch. WTF do you want me to do? You can hold it for another 1/2 hour or you can come in here and relieve yourself and come back tomorrow."
He just walked away MF-ing me and got in his truck. Then, I just find out that he called in and talked to Ms. Whorebag and told her how I generally mocked him and was of no assistance. She thinks it's rather amusing and nobody else will probably find out about it, but now he got me all jacked off.
I hope he gets a UTI from holding it so long. 4ucker!
2019 Colorado ZR2
wow, lol
Isnt doing mods to your car a big part of the fun? Kinda lose out on that just having someone else do it and writing a check.........Nothing like the feeling of knowing you built it!
I bought my car with a decent amount of stuff done to it. You're right though, I had to buy new rims before it even felt like my own car.Isnt doing mods to your car a big part of the fun? Kinda lose out on that just having someone else do it and writing a check.....
Sportsman Double
I had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman I met at a BAR. She
looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a bit, and while we were chatting,
she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double"--a mother and
daughter threesome. I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it. So she slams
back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into my eyes, she tells me,
"Tonight's your lucky night."
So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light and right as we are about to
enter she shouts upstairs,
"Mom! You still awake?"
hahahahaha.
An old friend i used to work with got his girlfriend who was like 20 and her milf of a mother to do a threesome. F**king hilarious.
2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee
1931 Ford Model A - Project
1991 BMW 325iX
1978 Ford F150
1952 Ford F2 - Project
2001 Mustang GT - gone but never forgotten. RIP.
I bet Thanksgiving dinners are tough at that household.
2019 Colorado ZR2
03 gt kb
hey clark how did your neighbors like that
03 gt kb
hey clark how did your neighbors like that
like i said....when your here, you dont get into trouble. Not one complaint....didnt even see any lights come on....but im sure they will see the evidence, since its plastered all over the street. lol.
2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee
1931 Ford Model A - Project
1991 BMW 325iX
1978 Ford F150
1952 Ford F2 - Project
2001 Mustang GT - gone but never forgotten. RIP.
This is pretty f'ed up, this week my coached asked me to travel with the team. So I'm pretty happy about that, even tho I'm a red shirt n can't play it was a nice opportunity. I have two other dudes with me in a room for 2. So were a bed short, I figured I got there first had my stuff on it etc. Basically claiming it mine. Because these dudes are hurt or don't play or w/e there excuse is they skipped our meetings, so needless to say I'm sending this post via blackberry while lying in a small ass bath tub, were staying at a decent place but the tub is small as hell n my fat *ss just isn't fitting,
that doesnt sound like fun...i just f*cked my car up at the track so im not too happy.
03 gt kb
Watd u do to it
probably too late now, but head on down to the lounge and get a good fast hard-liquor buzz on. you'll sleep in, out, under, out of anything.
2019 Colorado ZR2
blah blah blah blah
I don't feel like paying my mortgage any more.
Does anybody know what form I have to mail in to tag onto the "bailout" coattails?
2019 Colorado ZR2
I have no idea. Mine is payed off. Mortgages suck.
Rob
1 Monte SS. White.
Banned dates
11/27/08
4/25/11
3/28/12
12/1/12
There are more but that's all that was logged!!!
its better than throwing money away to rent... that's why i'm trying to get into one
2015 Corvette Z06
- Shark Grey / Kalahari
- bolt-ons, tune, lots of carbon fiber (642/671 rwhp/tq)
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