Completely off topic BS thread!!!

**Martin0660** · 10-05-2009, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Inkdcountryboy

but apparently im special in some sorta way

Narrow urethra??

How about we round up some guys, get you good and liquored up, hang you like a pinata and whack it with sticks. Should break it up and get it out of there :D

I would see the specialist ;)

**RUTHLESS** · 10-05-2009, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by Troll

d1ck/ball/urethra pain for any amount of time.

It doesn't hurt like that. Its more in the area where the kidney connects to the bladder. It feels like some one is taking a red hot knitting needle and sticks it in your lower back, then they slowly rip that sucker around to the front of you.

**Troll** · 10-05-2009, 09:21 PM

Hey Bob, remember the pusscake that gave us up about the bach. party?

Guess what? bachelorette party was Sat. night. Guess what else? Wifey took lots of pictures. (glad she was on the non-business end of the photos and I don't want to see other's pictures, but I digress). Guess who was in one of the pictures with a hairy male str1pper ass in her face? That's right... pusscake's wife. No kidding.

Should I blow that puppy up and place it under said pusscake's dinner plate at the wedding? I'll write "snitches get stitches" across it.

**Inkdcountryboy** · 10-05-2009, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Martin0660

Narrow urethra??

How about we round up some guys, get you good and liquored up, hang you like a pinata and whack it with sticks. Should break it up and get it out of there :D

I would see the specialist ;)

dude id go for that..lol. but troll honestly for the pain issue..it feels like a real bad lower back pain and then getting wacks in the balls furiously...to kinda give ya an idea...and yea its an all at once pain.. cause at first i thought the gf beat me up in my sleep..i had a heating pad on back nad ice on the front and NOTHING took to the pain away from 3-7am...it was awesome to say the least

**Martin0660** · 10-05-2009, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Troll

remember the pusscake that gave us up about the bach. party?

I honestly think you might have found the holy grail !!!!!!

I would go at it just a little different. Ultimately, he would see the pictures, but only after EVERYONE else saw them and knew about them. I would then send him copies as a Christmas card. That's just the way I am ;)

**MBH** · 10-05-2009, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Troll

Hey Bob, remember the pusscake that gave us up about the bach. party?

Guess what? bachelorette party was Sat. night. Guess what else? Wifey took lots of pictures. (glad she was on the non-business end of the photos and I don't want to see other's pictures, but I digress). Guess who was in one of the pictures with a hairy male str1pper ass in her face? That's right... pusscake's wife. No kidding.

Should I blow that puppy up and place it under said pusscake's dinner plate at the wedding? I'll write "snitches get stitches" across it.

lmao that's quality right there.

Christmas cards it is, Bob that's gold!!

**MBH** · 10-06-2009, 12:31 AM

detailed this meat wagon on saturday afternoon with a friend.. came out ok I think? hasn't been washed in about a year, tires were so dried up that they literally absorbed the tire dressing like a sponge when I put it on... that was a first for me

**1Badbird** · 10-06-2009, 12:51 AM

Looks like it came out good Bo. I've been detailing cars this summer since I've been laid off. I don't have a garage to work in so I've had to depend on the weather to cooperate. Here's a few that I've done.

**Troll** · 10-06-2009, 01:03 AM

mini coopers are cool as shit. they look better every time I see one.

good job on the details, dudes. more patience than I possess.

**Shorty429** · 10-06-2009, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Troll

mini coopers are cool as shit. they look better every time I see one

Hell yes. I want to see someone do a 2.3T project in one. I wonder if anyone on here is up to it? lol

**Rodeheaver's** · 10-06-2009, 02:07 AM

has anyone found Obama's birth certificate?

**03SnakePlissken** · 10-06-2009, 09:20 AM

I found it in the attic, but then I misplaced it and accidentally threw it away. Woe is me

**1Badbird** · 10-06-2009, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Troll

mini coopers are cool as shit. they look better every time I see one.

good job on the details, dudes. more patience than I possess.

Thanks, I only got to drive it four or five miles each way and I won't beat on someone else's car, but that mini has a six speed and is super charged. It's a cool little car to drive.

**Martin0660** · 10-06-2009, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by Shorty429

Hell yes. I want to see someone do a 2.3T project in one. I wonder if anyone on here is up to it? lol

The 2.3 is a pretty heavy lump. I love them but it would ruin the balance of the Mini. Those cars don't need a lot of power to be fun.

**Martin0660** · 10-06-2009, 08:01 PM

In case you get bored ... http://failblog.org/

**Martin0660** · 10-06-2009, 08:02 PM

Nominee for plate of the year ...

**Martin0660** · 10-06-2009, 08:04 PM

And I'm REALLY looking forward to going back next week to the land where this crap from ...

**Inkdcountryboy** · 10-06-2009, 08:09 PM

Welp doc gave me more flovent..itll open up the tubes a little bit..and he said ohhh itll pass well should pass in 3 weeks if not come back for a follow up....take soem motrin.... WTF!! dudes on crack or atleast i will be before this is all over...stupid doctors i just wanted it outta there with no more pain..but he see's it a different way a 50/50 shot....LOVELY lol

**Martin0660** · 10-06-2009, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Inkdcountryboy

i just wanted it outta there

Piniata offer still stands :D

Can't beleive they don't do more about those. I thought they smacked them with ultra sound or something like that these days.

**Inkdcountryboy** · 10-06-2009, 08:57 PM

its 2009 and i gotta pay cash i dont got UPMC blue cross well or any other kinda medical benefits...so its pretty much screw me lol...but the piniata is still my backup plan for sure lol