just met a guy at the club. he just bought a '95 GT 8x,xxx miles bone stock. asked me what he should do to it. I gave him the www for this joint. I said, "Sign up dude... we'll spend your money."
I told him my name was 2001GTTT
OH MY GOD... I'm getting old. Wifey and I just had dinner with my pips, so we stop at the bar for one nip on the ride home. We sit at the bar and say, "OH my, that kid is not 21. No way. No way." Then, the bartender sits a cold beer down right in front of him. We do this 3 or 4 times. Then, we caught each other yawning. Oh yeah yawning.
We sucked that one beer down and rushed out of there disgusted with each other and the world in general.
Least, I might get some tonight, though. Those punks at the bar don't know when or if they'll ever get another piece of ass.
OK, so tonight I took my girlfriend out to The Capital Grille on 5th ave for our 1 year anniversary. We've been to some really nice places before, but holy shit this food is going to make me dream of it & the wine list is ridiculous to say the least (from $30 -5,000 and everywhere in between). I'm not a wine buff by any means - but all of the waiters are certified wine-o's (they actually have some french sounding degree, but I can't remember it for the life of me)
the downside? it's not cheap.. at all. - I had a $150 gift certificate from a friend & I thought o yeah right, like we'll spend that much. $210 later we were on our way. We did sit next to a bottle of wine that cost $5000.
WAIT A MINUTE! You just took your gf out for a $210 dinner for your 1-year anniversary and now, at 11:15, you're sitting here talking to us Neandertals? You should be in a cheap motel room having crazy monkey sexxors right now.
Uh oh, the GM guy is back bitches!
*start rant*
For the last 3.5 months, I have spent approximately 1.5 hours studying, every morning before work. And for the last 2 months, I have spent approx. 2.5 hours after work studying. All of this, plus 100 paid study hours from my company.... This was all in an attempt to pass this next Actuarial Exam... I have passed the first 5 components, which include 4 of these miserable exams and a series of 3 smaller exams that together count as one component... The exam i took yesterday was the last exam in the effort to gain my first credential - If I passed, I will have letters after my name by next fall... Nonetheless, I studied my ass off for this exam. I was more prepared for this than I had been for any of the previous 5 exams. I took 2 of the past exams from the last couple years, and absolutely destroyed them.. Going into the exam, i felt extremely confident b/c I knew the material extremely well - which FYI, the study manual that summarizes the material is 1200 pages of formulas, mathematical readings, and problems.... I had 21 TYPED pages of formulas to memorize, as well as about 110 note cards of information...
Well, as i said, i walked into the exam room very confident ... i understood everything, and destroyed the last couple released exams (they are offered twice a year) - they didn't release the most recent one for whatever reason.... Then, i proceeded to be flat out RAPED by this exam... I have a chance of passing - i believe I will be on the very edge of pass vs. fail... Either way, i never would have thought that they would test some of the ridiculous shit they did.... the consensus on the "nerd forum" (what I call the Actuarial forum) is that the exam was extremely and unnecessarily hard.... keep in mind, this is from people like myself that have come accustomed to taking these outrageously hard exams, and it comes as no surprise to us when and exam is difficult... But difficult doesn't describe it.... Who the **** cares about the Anderson-Darling test statistic or the Chi-squared test statistic, or even what the distortion risk measure of S(x) is..... I mean, there are practical uses to things such as Buhlmann credibility, and many of the other topics - but i really don't know why they find it necessary to test such obscure topics...
Ok i'm sorry... /rant off
2015 Corvette Z06
- Shark Grey / Kalahari
- bolt-ons, tune, lots of carbon fiber (642/671 rwhp/tq)
Clark, the stripper is sitting here, talking..and I wish I had a brick to chuck at her head to shut the bitch up!
2007 Civic SI fo do.
i-VTEC...Do you?
Josh
I just left her with alex..I snapped on her and bounced.
2007 Civic SI fo do.
i-VTEC...Do you?
Josh
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