Completely off topic BS thread!!!

**White5.0** · 10-28-2008, 12:09 AM

i'm f uckin' hungry dammit

**Viper_ed** · 10-28-2008, 12:13 AM

I dream of Troll and a screaming cat at night.........but he's not trying to choke it with his hands, but another short stubby body part instead.

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! (As the silence is broken by the sound of a zipper!)

Oh PETA, where are you now?

**Troll** · 10-28-2008, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by Viper_ed

I dream of Troll

nuff said. see sig and insert Viper ed for Obama.

**Viper_ed** · 10-28-2008, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by Troll

nuff said. see sig and insert Viper ed for Obama.

**2001GTTT** · 10-28-2008, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by 94svtcobra

clark did u just call me with a blocked number? if so that was prob the most hilarious thing ive heard in a while

wasnt me

**MBH** · 10-28-2008, 08:11 PM

Well, here is the depressing thought of the night for me. I gutted my room last week and put in all new furniture and bed & crap. Tonight I realized that I think I may have thrown away the key to that safe..

Anybody know how to break one open? it isn't huge or anything, but it is waterproof/fireproof & I think gun proof (well, maybe not that .50 BMG of Ed's I'm sure). You could say I'm going to be very pissed off if I can't get it open. At least Obama won't be able to share that money lol

**94svtcobra** · 10-28-2008, 08:12 PM

c4?

**MBH** · 10-28-2008, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by 94svtcobra

c4?

OK, I should have said a way to get it open without blowing up all of my money.

**turbo83coupe** · 10-28-2008, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by MBH

OK, I should have said a way to get it open without blowing up all of my money.

give it to me for a night, I will get it open

**Troll** · 10-28-2008, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by MBH

OK, I should have said a way to get it open without blowing up all of my money.

Me and the old man were undaming a pond one time (don't ask) and we find a safe (locked!) in the muck. Holy Lord Jesus, we hit the jackpot. So we take it in the garage.

hammer, chisel, hammer, chisel, sledgehammer, punches, more chisels, beer beer beer hammer OPEN. EMPTY.

Cliff notes:
hammer, chisel, hammer, chisel, sledgehammer, punches, more chisels, beer beer beer hammer OPEN.

**MBH** · 10-28-2008, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by turbo83coupe

give it to me for a night, I will get it open

haha yeah and then I'll see your avatar change to 11 second Frank!

Originally Posted by Troll

Me and the old man were undaming a pond one time (don't ask) and we find a safe (locked!) in the muck. Holy Lord Jesus, we hit the jackpot. So we take it in the garage.

hammer, chisel, hammer, chisel, sledgehammer, punches, more chisels, beer beer beer hammer OPEN. EMPTY.

Cliff notes:
hammer, chisel, hammer, chisel, sledgehammer, punches, more chisels, beer beer beer hammer OPEN.

HAHAHAHAHA that is great!!

I'll grab the sledge and a chisel then go to town if I can't find it. It is built pretty well though, I don't think I'm going to be able to get into it like that without beer muscles.......

;)

**MBH** · 10-28-2008, 09:53 PM

lol I found the key. Almost disappointing that I wouldn't get to smash it up... but I also realized that it is bolted to the floor - and the only way to unbolt it was with it open. That would have been great for the floor

**Martin0660** · 10-28-2008, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by MBH

haha yeah and then I'll see your avatar change to 11 second Frank!

How darned much money is in the safe????? To make him 11 second Frank it would take a Cobra or a big push off a tall cliff :D The cliff would be cheap, but getting a timing system set up might be complicated.

Originally Posted by MBH

lol I found the key.

Darned, I was looking forward to the entertainment value of you getting this open :D I'm bored in Tennessee ;)

Bob Myers

**MBH** · 10-28-2008, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Martin0660

How darned much money is in the safe????? To make him 11 second Frank it would take a Cobra or a big push off a tall cliff :D The cliff would be cheap, but getting a timing system set up might be complicated.

Darned, I was looking forward to the entertainment value of you getting this open :D I'm bored in Tennessee ;)

Bob Myers

hahaha, sorry for the let down Bob! It wasn't as much as I thought it was, but it sure would've helped add some vinyl HP fo-sho!

**Stangman701** · 10-30-2008, 11:13 AM

Where's everybody at this morning? I'm bored at work as usual... start posting!

**94svtcobra** · 10-30-2008, 12:50 PM

in class

**Troll** · 10-30-2008, 01:12 PM

Someone in my office is out to get me for some reason (and telling my boss untruths). Until I find out who it is, they're all suspects and will be treated accordingly. :wrath:

**Jper** · 10-30-2008, 01:13 PM

Im in bed! lol

**Troll** · 10-30-2008, 01:25 PM

this girl is a butter face. everything is good, but her face.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Motor...=p4506.c0.m245

**2001GTTT** · 10-30-2008, 06:48 PM

id still give her the business. lol.

OH. Got a new whip today. Pics coming!

Im picking it up tomorrow and will get more pictures then.

I got it from Town and Country Motors in Ligonier....Big thanks to Pumped101 (sam) for getting me an awesome deal...id highly recommend either Meegan Ford in mt. pleasant or town and country in ligonier...now on to the car.

2004 Mercury Mountaineer
-Leather
-seats 7
- heated mirrors
-power everything.
-all-wheel drive.

I f**king love this thing....such a comfortable ride...and now the mustang can sleep in the winter!