I'm sticking to the man code. I left my phone in the car.
I just tried the "end around" on wifey. I looked her in the eyes for no reason whatsoever and I said, "I'M MAD AT YOU!!!"
She asked WHY? and I walked away from her. This storm is going to get worse before it gets better.
one other entertainment note... strap-on straight from butt to mouth.
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If I make it through this unscathed, I should qualify to be a CIA informant.
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which one was that? I'm famous at my workplace for "marriage" advice. Famous does not = good in this case.
Here's the kicker... last night I actually had a dream (nightmare?) about having s3x with one of my co-workers. Yes, it was a female one, but not very good-looking or thin or charming or nice or anything.
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Shoot, you'll be married some day and we'll all make fun of you, too.
I've been in a crisis since I was 5 and smelled gasoline for the first time. WTF?
OH, jeez! you didn't do it right. control your woman.
My only hope at this point is that the groom-to-be spilled the beans to his fiance (Wifey's best friend) and she tells Wifey the specifics.
Then, I'm still going to act dumb and say they must've shown up after I left because I didn't see shit.
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Lol did this bachelor party happen to take place in or around loyalhanna?
2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee
1931 Ford Model A - Project
1991 BMW 325iX
1978 Ford F150
1952 Ford F2 - Project
2001 Mustang GT - gone but never forgotten. RIP.
anybody else see the videos of acorn teaching people how to commit tax fraud and and be underage prostitutes? I think the 3rd one was released today... from what I understand there are a lot more to come.
****ing hate this 'administration'
That pic is freakin awesome! Lol
no... and 3 days is all it took. 3 days and some puss-cake spills the beans.
I get an email at work from wifey titled "WELL"
it says, "how did you like the g on g and the toys?"
I wrote back, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MUST'VE MISSED SOMETHING GREAT... LEFT TOO EARLY I GUESS?"
Wifey, "Go ahead and stick to you man-code silence BS. I hope you had fun watching skanks do naughty things to each other! Somebody called (bride-to be) and filled her in on all the antics"
Poor me, "Sounds like you got 3rd person information at best and it sounds wrong."
That's it. Now, I'm sitting here waiting for her to come home and scold me. Hopefully it involves skanks, toys and naughty things.
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Hunt him down at the wedding and teach him a lesson. That is unless every body that had their camera there is sharing them too. Maybe put together a nice slide show for all the wives .... I'm so ashamed :(
I think she is reading here ;) You know, it would take balls as big as water buckets, but you could start off with ... let me show you what I learned ;) Couldnt hurt at this point :D
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