Completely off topic BS thread!!!

**Shorty429** · 10-06-2009, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Martin0660

The 2.3 is a pretty heavy lump. I love them but it would ruin the balance of the Mini. Those cars don't need a lot of power to be fun.

Is it really that heavy? oh well, it was a cool thought. Maybe someone ought to do a turboed hayabusa motor in one...

**Martin0660** · 10-06-2009, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by Shorty429

Is it really that heavy?:

A dressed 2.3 turbo engine weighs more than an aluminum headed 5.0. stop by some time and lift one of the heads .... freaking heavy.

Originally Posted by Shorty429

Maybe someone ought to do a turboed hayabusa motor in one...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdJ84nho3_k&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube- smart turbo with hayabusa engine[/ame]

That would put a smile on your face :D

**Troll** · 10-06-2009, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Troll

"sent from my ipod, which I built with spare parts from a dumpster, you slave to capitalism."

Now, that's funny.

Originally Posted by MBH

LMAO!
but your friend can most definitely change it. If he can set up an email account, I'd hope he can delete the signature and click save.

so, somebody emailed Wifey and at the bottom, it said this... Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

So, I changed it and saved it as this... Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®, which I personally invented using some belly button fuzz and a used piece of teh good duct tape, you indecisive wh0re.

and I've been CTRL-c CTRL-v it to every email I send my jackass buddy for the last 3 days.

Finally, today he writes, "Dude, did you actually get a blackberry?"

**MBH** · 10-06-2009, 11:07 PM

^win!! just as I check this before bed I get a laugh that I needed. off topic bs for the win

**Shorty429** · 10-06-2009, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Martin0660

A dressed 2.3 turbo engine weighs more than an aluminum headed 5.0. stop by some time and lift one of the heads .... freaking heavy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdJ84...layer_embedded

That would put a smile on your face :D

Damn...that thing is insane! Idk what's cooler that or the ariel atom

I guess i'd take the atom just for the "wtf" looks. lol

**John4cam** · 10-07-2009, 12:08 AM

Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZd-K...c-HM-fresh+div

**MBH** · 10-07-2009, 09:09 AM

**Shorty429** · 10-07-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by MBH

lolololololllolololol

**Troll** · 10-07-2009, 10:47 PM

I hate raisins. they just suck balls. they don't taste good. don't say they do. that's BS!!! my grandmother (God bless her soul) died about 6 years ago and I will still bitch about that freaking raisin pie she used to make. it was a good waste of sugar,flour and an hour in that oven. for chissakes, it's not the only ingredient on earth. when you go down the aisle, just pick up apples, cherries, peaches or chocolate filling... any thing else that tastes GOOD!!! WTF?

so I go to get lunch today. I actually like the broccoli (yeah I know, I like broccoli ) salad they have at Martin's. it's awesome. broccoli , cheddar cheese, bacon bits and some type of pasteurized, processed mayonnaise food. it don't get no better than that !!! today some clown decides to kick it up a notch and put raisins in that great mix. what a fvckstick. I wanted to burn that salad bar to the ground.

and all this BS about "they make you go good". I'm really really really tired of hearing everybody talk about their BMs. there really is such a thing as TMI. and even if you're not "going good" you got some other problems going on there. why confound your problems with eating some nasty, little dried grapes? maybe, because the taste like shit, they'll make you shit? I don't know.

Raisins = Be Damned to Hell.
:biting:

:flip: :upyours:

:mad1:

**MBH** · 10-07-2009, 10:51 PM

maybe you should have had a shit sandwich?

**94svtcobra** · 10-07-2009, 10:52 PM

lmao

rasin rant

**RUTHLESS** · 10-07-2009, 10:53 PM

^
Thats freakn awesome

**Troll** · 10-07-2009, 10:59 PM

don't get me started on apricots. that rant ain't fit for print.

**94svtcobra** · 10-07-2009, 11:00 PM

hahaha

**94svtcobra** · 10-07-2009, 11:01 PM

fast n furious is comin on fx for those who are interested in watching the welds on the intake blowing

**Martin0660** · 10-07-2009, 11:10 PM

I have to give it to you, i've seen lot's of rant's .... the "Raisin rant" as it will be known is a first. Look at it this way, it's one step away from that box 'o wine you've been sipping on ;)

There goes another star ......

**Martin0660** · 10-07-2009, 11:21 PM

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anti_Raisin_Club

http://www.polyvore.com/hate_raisins/set?id=2808656

http://seekingrb.blogspot.com/2009/0...l-results.html

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?...upID=102586270

**Troll** · 10-08-2009, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Martin0660

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anti_Raisin_Club

http://www.polyvore.com/hate_raisins/set?id=2808656

http://seekingrb.blogspot.com/2009/0...l-results.html

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?...upID=102586270

wow, just when I hit one out of the park, somebody else gets up and smacks one in the river... the Mon, not the Allegheny.

**White5.0** · 10-08-2009, 04:25 PM

who on here plays xbox 360? forza 3 is coming out and they have a 1993 SVT cobra in it...finally a foxbody in forza im pumped! comes out later this month

**Shorty429** · 10-08-2009, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by White5.0

who on here plays xbox 360? forza 3 is coming out and they have a 1993 SVT cobra in it...finally a foxbody in forza im pumped! comes out later this month

I've always wondered why there wasn't any foxes in games, guess i'll have to buy this one!