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Thread: Completely off topic BS thread!!!

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    somebody just sent me a scammer email

    telling me how they were dying and God told them to pick me and kept using the Lord's name in it and God Almighty and blah blah blah... it just jacked me, so I sent this back. They'll probably nail me with a ferocious virus now.

    Mr dearest Mrs. Ann Manuel,

    Thank you very much for thinking of me first. I can assure you that you have made the correct decision. However, I think I would be able to use the money more wisely if you sent it to me in US currency only in a brown paper bag. If you would just please take a picture of the money laying across your hospital bed as you lay there dying and email it to me, I will gladly give you the address of a McDonalds somewhere within 250 miles of my house. You should direct your shipper to leave the money in the bushes of said McDonalds at 4:01AM on the day of my choosing.

    Thanks,
    A

    PS: I hope you rot in hell for using the Lord's name in your scam.
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    lol^^^

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    Hahahahaha!! Oh man that's great!!!!
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    Gluhwein FTW
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    Does anyone listen to Breaking Benjamin? Or has anyone heard their new album?
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    i listen to them, but havent heard the new album, but have heard good things

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    I was down in texas for a few days this past week to do some testing on some new equiptment we built up here and the last night we all went out to get some drinks b4 the flight in the am and the girl i have been talking to hates it when i drink and starts getting on my case about it so i sent this pic

    with F * * * YOU in the caption and now she is all mad at me?????

    think that was alil harsh??

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    and yes i know the pic is blurry, i was lucky i could sit on my bar stool. lol

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    I think you're good. I would classify that as "acceptable" behavior.

    "harsh" would have been if there was a whisker biscuit on the end of the middle digit.
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    i knew i could count on you adam, when she was yelling the thought of "what would adam do" popped into my head and thats what came out haha

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    how sweet, you Trollowned © your gf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    how sweet, you Trollowned © your gf.
    i need to get a sticker and put it on her ass for all to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott5 View Post
    i listen to them, but havent heard the new album, but have heard good things
    its awesome, check it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott5 View Post
    I was down in texas for a few days this past week to do some testing on some new equiptment we built up here and the last night we all went out to get some drinks b4 the flight in the am and the girl i have been talking to hates it when i drink and starts getting on my case about it so i sent this pic

    with F * * * YOU in the caption and now she is all mad at me?????

    think that was alil harsh??
    all I want to know is how did you use your left hand to take this picture, and make it look like your right hand is coming from the left side

    you must have some pretty wild beer muscles to dismember, swap and reattach arms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin0660 View Post
    Gluhwein FTW
    FYI - http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art25534.asp

    I'm going to make up a batch over the next few weeks.

    Quote Originally Posted by scott5 View Post
    Iwe all went out to get some drinks b4 the flight in the am
    You turn pro when you have a $250.00 a night hotel at the airport and really never use it to sleep. "Sleeping it off" on the way home is an absolute cure for jetlag ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    you Trollowned © your gf
    I'm pretty sure that a marriage has never started that way ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin0660 View Post
    FYI - http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art25534.asp

    I'm going to make up a batch over the next few weeks.
    that recipe includes: 1/8 tsp mace wtf?

    the other gallon and a 1/2 looks good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    that recipe includes: 1/8 tsp mace wtf?
    Mace is a spice a lot like nutmeg (that could be used instead ;) )

    http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-...alled-mace.htm

    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    the other gallon and a 1/2 looks good.
    The "warm" part makes it hit hard :D At all the outdoor Christmas markets there is a gluhwein booth about every 10th stop. Pretty cool to be outside when it's cold, standing around BS'ing and drinking warm wine :D it's amazing how good my German gets, and how good their English gets after three or four of them. It all gets good :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    are you finally back home, Cranky?
    Yes, finally....
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    Is it just me or.........

    There are soooooo many NoobZ (Nothing wrong with that. Just think its funny when they say welcome to the other noobs thread when they were here after them)


    WAY to many FOR SALE threads! every time I log on its all For sale stuff atleast 20 new threads a day!! AND nobody buys anything.. this has got to be the worst place to list your stuff for sale but yet everyone puts it on SCS more than anything else.


    Is there a noob "for sale post limit" thing? I see so many noobs with 20 post and 20 for sale thread and thats all they post. it should be a limit of post before you can list stuff for sale IMO

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    Bo..on SVTP and saw a thread *Nicest New Edges..pretty cool.

    http://www.svtperformance.com/forums...-ever-saw.html

    first page about halfway down.
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