telling me how they were dying and God told them to pick me and kept using the Lord's name in it and God Almighty and blah blah blah... it just jacked me, so I sent this back. They'll probably nail me with a ferocious virus now.
Mr dearest Mrs. Ann Manuel,
Thank you very much for thinking of me first. I can assure you that you have made the correct decision. However, I think I would be able to use the money more wisely if you sent it to me in US currency only in a brown paper bag. If you would just please take a picture of the money laying across your hospital bed as you lay there dying and email it to me, I will gladly give you the address of a McDonalds somewhere within 250 miles of my house. You should direct your shipper to leave the money in the bushes of said McDonalds at 4:01AM on the day of my choosing.
Thanks,
A
PS: I hope you rot in hell for using the Lord's name in your scam.
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