Completely off topic BS thread!!!

[Steve-0]

Blue, the guy who sold the locked predator to another member.

hmm...

Welcome back.…

[ModularMike]

Sounds like a nice asset to the community.

[Martin0660]

I laughed for a solid 45 mins when I found this picture.

Funny yes, but 45 minutes???? We need to find you a hobby ;)

[Martin0660]

Stolen from YB ...

Adult education classes for women ... Signed mine up for 2, 5 & 6

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Fri, July 27, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM ..

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
And my favorite
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

[Seer]

Blue, the guy who sold the locked predator to another member.

not true.

[Sonic03snake]

not true.

Proof? I offered to receive it back from the guy and inspect it to be in good working order, you declined.

[Terminated]

Man I could probably benefit from Class #2.

[ModularMike]

Funny yes, but 45 minutes???? We need to find you a hobby ;)

I used to have a hobby racing stick shift cars, then I bought an automatic.

[Martin0660]

I used to have a hobby

I remember those days back when you used to race .... Now, not so much ;)

[PaxtonShelby]

Mike's avatar is like the movie Tommy Boy - it is funny no matter how many times I watch it...

[95V6]

Mike's avatar is like the movie Tommy Boy - it is funny no matter how many times I watch it...

Or Step Brothers! Ive seen Tommy Boy and Step Brothers atleast 20 times each, funny every time.

[03 OW SVT]

I had a guy come up to me in a 90 Vette, lastnight and ask me if I wanted to trade my GN for his car and cash. His Vette had 29,000 miles on it and was clean. I had to decline, I can't part with that car. I however was flattered he asked. I'm also not a senior citizen yet that is ready to drive an old mans plastic fantastic.

[bgblockelcamino]

that would be a downgrade IMO GN>vette

[mr4teth]

that would be a downgrade IMO GN>vette

Agree ... C4 plastic-fantastic's are a dime a dozen! When's the last time you saw a GN cruising down the street?

[speedracer]

Agree ... C4 plastic-fantastic's are a dime a dozen! When's the last time you saw a GN cruising down the street?

I saw one the other day... probably the first Ive seen in a year or two.

[95V6]

Should be getting my car back from the body shop mid to late next week. Cant wait to get it back! I want to get the H&R SS lowering springs on and hit some shows/cruises!

[03 OW SVT]

Agree ... C4 plastic-fantastic's are a dime a dozen! When's the last time you saw a GN cruising down the street?

Would have been a nice Fathers Day present for my dad. He's always wanted a Vette.

[PaxtonShelby]

Or Step Brothers! Ive seen Tommy Boy and Step Brothers atleast 20 times each, funny every time.

oh yeah...Stepbrothers is truly hilarious. Balls on drumset =

[92306gt]

Boats n Ho's

[PaxtonShelby]

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