A man is lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex,
she spends the next hour stroking his pen15,
something she loves to do.
With eyes closed, he whispers, 'Why do you love doing that so much?'
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She replies, 'Because I really miss mine'...
hahaha....what do you do at that point?
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How did you react?????Originally Posted by 2001GTTT
bwhahahahahahhahahha
Bob Myers
How did you react?????
Bob Myers
Ask your wife!!
LMAO Im sorry Bob. Im sorry. I couldnt help it.
Please dont hate me.Your still my fav. 4-cyl. guy.
2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee
1931 Ford Model A - Project
1991 BMW 325iX
1978 Ford F150
1952 Ford F2 - Project
2001 Mustang GT - gone but never forgotten. RIP.
did you ever see the very beginning of the movie, Slingblade? one of the other nuts goes into detail about how he killed a hooker. he said (and I'm quoting from the movie), "I like a real big bush and she had those nice hairy arms, so I got her in the car and she lifted up her skirt and showed me a little, limp, skinny penis. I went off. I really don't remember what happened after that."
2019 Colorado ZR2
What the f uck is a pen 15?
Rob
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4/25/11
3/28/12
12/1/12
There are more but that's all that was logged!!!
I take it you were never in that club in grade school
Thats what I figured. I guess some people just are not comfortable with their sexuality. They still have to "hide" behind highschool abbriviations.
Rob
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Banned dates
11/27/08
4/25/11
3/28/12
12/1/12
There are more but that's all that was logged!!!
DOH!!!
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I never knew there was such an "elite club". Wow!!!!! Guess thats what you get for going to school in California and Hawaii.
Rob
1 Monte SS. White.
Banned dates
11/27/08
4/25/11
3/28/12
12/1/12
There are more but that's all that was logged!!!
i'm just fine with my sexuality and i'm not scared to say penis, dick, cock, schlong... i merely copied it from another forum to share since i thought it was funny and though you folks would also
Man, I quoted some really 4ucked up shit and you guys got all hung up on the 15 pens to even notice. Wow.
2019 Colorado ZR2
hahaha that was funny. reminds me of the movie Old School....
-"all u gotta do is say earmuffs and you can say things like f uck, shit, b itch"
-"Cock, Balls"
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