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    The way the layoffs SHOULD be decided.....

    Fellow Business Executives:

    As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned
    myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our next President, and
    that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

    To compensate for these increases, I figure that our Clients will have
    to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%, but since we cannot
    increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
    will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
    eating at me for a while as we believe we are a family here and I didn't
    know how to choose who will have to go.

    So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8
    Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
    folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair
    way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

    If you have a better idea, let me know.
    Sincerely, Mgmt

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    thats good
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    do what u gotta do man
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    LOL! Outstanding post. hahahaha
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    WOW!

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    lol good one

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    Did you notice Obama said "Change" but didnt say what kind of change. lol
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    Yeah the country is going to hell in a hand basket.
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    lol, that's pretty damn funny. I'll have to pass that along to the business owners in my fam

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    LOL nice one.
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    sounds like a good idea to me...
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