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    new joke of the day

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
    Government.

    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the
    People.

    The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

    And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
    Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to

    check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
    asleep.

    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the
    door

    locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
    nanny.

    He gives up and goes back to bed

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think
    I understand the concept of politics now. "


    The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class
    while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep crap."
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    1 more joke of the day...

    a little boy was peeking threw a slightly open door to his parents room, seen his mom jumping up and down on his dads belly. he asked his mom the next morning why she was doing that, she said it's called the flat stomach routin. daddy has a bigger belly then me so he wants me to jump on him to flatten it out. the little kid then tells his mom well your wasting you time cause every night you leave for work the woman next store comes over a blows it back up.

    hahahahahahahahah
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    and another....


    a cop is sitting on a horse, on a street corner when he see's a little girl ride up along side of him on a brand new bike. he looks down at her and says wow thats a nice bike you got there,did santa get that for you for christmas? little girl said yep. then he leans down a gives her a $5 ticket and said next time you ask santa for a bike he needs to put a reflector on it... she looks up at him and says did santa give you that horse for christmas? cop says yes with a giggle, she said then next time you talk to santa, tell him the dick goes on the bottom not the top. as she rides away.

    hahahahahahahaaa
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    hahahaha another good one tim!!

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