ate some rice today .... mmmm

**mr4teth** · 04-04-2009, 09:57 PM

I was on RT28 this morning going for my Saturday coffee run and sure enough some ricer came up on my bumper. Normally I wouldn't even entertain them but it looked to be a hopped up Lancer Evolution (black, black wheels & lots of tint) so I said what the hell! We played cat and mouse for a little until I backed off at about 125. He caught up to me and down shifted at about 55' egging me on for some more. So I dropped it in third gear, beeped three times and with in two seconds he was like 20 car lengths behind me. My girl friend said it looked like he kept reaching under his seat ... not sure what that was all about???? but I smoked him like a bad cigar! Mark another one up for the good guys!

**biminiLX** · 04-04-2009, 10:08 PM

nice, I miss embarassing a few EVOs (and an SRT4, C6, and Viper GTS) with my '04 Cobra :(
We need a few more pics of your car, I love that color combo.
-J

**Troll** · 04-04-2009, 10:55 PM

Be careful. Liberty Mutual might make a commercial about you.

When do you think he thought "Oh 4uck, that stang got a snakey on the side!!!"

**pRojekt02GT** · 04-04-2009, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by Troll

Be careful. Liberty Mutual might make a commercial about you.

When do you think he thought "Oh 4uck, that stang got a snakey on the side!!!"

HAHAHA!!!

**2000GT** · 04-04-2009, 11:25 PM

Nice Kill Mark! I'll bet that ricer went home with his tail between his legs!

**phillysrt4** · 04-05-2009, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by mr4teth

it looked to be a hopped up Lancer Evolution (black, black wheels & lots of tint) so I said what the hell!...He caught up to me and down shifted at about 55' egging me on for some more. So I dropped it in third gear, beeped three times and with in two seconds he was like 20 car lengths behind me.

Are you sure it wasn't a lancer made to look like an evo? Not to say you wouldn't have destroyed it regardless, but I would have expected an evo to be closer than 20 lengths from 55 to 120-ish.

Originally Posted by biminiLX

nice, I miss embarassing a few EVOs (and an SRT4, C6, and Viper GTS) with my '04 Cobra :(

mentioning those kills makes me miss my srt4 :(

**MBH** · 04-05-2009, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by phillysrt4

Are you sure it wasn't a lancer made to look like an evo? Not to say you wouldn't have destroyed it regardless, but I would have expected an evo to be closer than 20 lengths from 55 to 120-ish.

mentioning those kills makes me miss my srt4 :(

Marks car ain't exactly a slouch ;) Evo probably gave up once he figured that out LOL

Besides unless the lancer bought all new fenders bumpers headlights taillights and an exhaust that came out the other side, amongst various other things, it was an evo.

There was an evo at prp today that matched the descripion, but he didn't run. Good looking car IMO

**mr4teth** · 04-05-2009, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by phillysrt4

Are you sure it wasn't a lancer made to look like an evo? Not to say you wouldn't have destroyed it regardless, but I would have expected an evo to be closer than 20 lengths from 55 to 120-ish.

sure looked like one??? like Bo said maybe he gave up?

**MBH** · 04-05-2009, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by mr4teth

sure looked like one??? like Bo said maybe he gave up?

if it looked like one, it was one. There are so many distinct visual differences between the cars it would cost a fortune to make a clone, and that's not even including go fast stuff or steerin' stuff.

**yngblass** · 04-08-2009, 01:06 AM

Nothin Like Muscle....

**Shorty429** · 04-04-2009, 11:40 PM

he must have just left the theaters with the rest of the cars that run 9's. haha nice kill!

**MBH** · 04-05-2009, 12:30 AM

he was probably looking for his gun to end himself!! lol nice kill!!!

He was probably just looking for some lube, cause that sounds like he just got raped!

**97LaserRed** · 04-05-2009, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by MBH

heHe was probably just looking for some lube, cause that sounds like he just got raped!

lol evo ftl!

**03 OW SVT** · 04-05-2009, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by MBH

he was probably looking for his gun to end himself!! lol nice kill!!!

He was probably just looking for some lube, cause that sounds like he just got raped!

Way to go Mark..

Kick a little Evo arss

Damn it way can't i ever get a race?

**KeystoneJohnny** · 04-08-2009, 01:19 PM

LMAO. No but nice kill

Originally Posted by MBH

he was probably looking for his gun to end himself!! lol nice kill!!!

He was probably just looking for some lube, cause that sounds like he just got raped!

**97LaserRed** · 04-05-2009, 11:19 PM

i still want a evo haha and now another vw!

**jaa55** · 04-06-2009, 10:42 PM

lol so you were down RT28 on saturday, we took my friends S/R escort down because it was raining..............the collection of ricers were outrageous. anyone see the like the 98ish lime green neon expresso? hahaha
the guy thought the car was a rocket

**mr4teth** · 04-06-2009, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by jaa55

lol so you were down RT28 on saturday, we took my friends S/R escort down because it was raining..............the collection of ricers were outrageous. anyone see the like the 98ish lime green neon expresso? hahaha
the guy thought the car was a rocket

I hear you! The Mills and Sonic are ricer magnets! Most of the time they are ok and sometimes even surprisingly inquisitive and respectful. But every once in a while you'll run in to that idiot who has an ironing board duct taped on his rear deck lid looking to test his 16 ... I mean 9 second NOS rocket!

**jaa55** · 04-06-2009, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by mr4teth

I hear you! The Mills and Sonic are ricer magnets! Most of the time they are ok and sometimes even surprisingly inquisitive and respectful. But every once in a while you'll run in to that idiot who has an ironing board duct taped on his rear deck lid looking to test his 16 ... I mean 9 second NOS rocket!

LOL, this neon had plastic panels over the quarters, i guess youd call it a widebody. at first i thought it was just hit hard and the door was recessed. it had black steel wheels on the front and stock alloys in the back. this kid must have been taching 7k in first running through the parking lot. the mills seems to be a hot spot for them. esp opening weekend for the fast and furious!

**mr4teth** · 04-06-2009, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by jaa55

esp opening weekend for the fast and furious!

.... that explains it! It's almost as bad as the Italians the day after seeing Rocky!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fp67geuhJM"]YouTube- Eddie Murphy - Raw (Italians & Rocky)[/ame] ....