My friend sent this to me, I then proceeded to waste a lot time at work reading through it, but it was well worth it, lol. (and I'm on commission pay...if that tells you anything)
Enjoy.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
My friend sent this to me, I then proceeded to waste a lot time at work reading through it, but it was well worth it, lol. (and I'm on commission pay...if that tells you anything)
Enjoy.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
I was dieing when I read the no condom so I used a baggie and rubber band, a dude I grew up with wrapped his **** in saran wrap, n got the chick pregnant
Just got a tip from a friend about this website last week. It is utterly hilarious. If you want to feel really good about yourself, take 20 minutes and read some of the hilarious sh!t from the goofs on this website...
Here's a sample...
(845): At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
2014 GT Premium - Sterling Gray Metallic - MT82 - Track Pack - Glass Roof - Recaro seats - Spoiler delete
12.76 @ 114.04 bone stock. Koni yellow coil-overs, BMR watts, LCA and LCA relo brackets, Borla S-type axle back.
1966 Coupe - 331 stroker - Bullet custom roller cam - cam and motor installed and dyno tuned by Rodeheavers Hot Rod - Astro A5 - McLeod RXT - 486 to the wheels - more fun than my little tires can handle
1966 Oldsmobile Toronado - currently NOT on jackstands
(505): We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
(505): The Rock won.
Chris
2016 Chevrolet Volt
2010 Jetta TDi Cup Edition
1964 Lincoln Continental
And 5 other things that don't run
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