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    Obama joke

    Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he
    visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
    discussion related to words and their meanings. The
    teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the
    discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked
    the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

    One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend,
    who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over
    him
    and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

    'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

    A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying
    50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be
    a
    tragedy.'

    'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would
    call great loss.'

    The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama
    searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example
    of a tragedy?'

    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his
    hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs...
    Obama
    was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
    would be a tragedy.'

    'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you
    tell me why that would be tragedy?'

    'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it
    certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an
    accident
    either.

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    man that's messed up LOL... funny though... nice joke!
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    good one

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