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    Appears to me that Obama is a "Post Turtle"

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his presidency.

    The old rancher said, " Well, ya know, Obama is a Post Turtle". Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctors face so he continued to explain. "Well, you know he did not get up there by himself....He doesn't belong up there and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there...And you just have to wonder what kind of an idiot put him up there to begin with."
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    LOL! I recieved that in a email a few weeks ago and laughed then as well!
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    how true is that

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    Brian, when is the new fence going up in your yard? LOL
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    Lmao, nice one man..Ill be sure to share hah


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    How dare you speak of our president like that??

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    lol... nice
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