16 things to try at walmart

**J-rod** · 01-31-2007, 03:12 PM

16 Things to do at Wal-mart!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Put a bra and tampons in a guys shopping cart. Put a pair of tiny thongs in a big woman's buggy.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

**axles of evil** · 01-31-2007, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by jared

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

my dad used to work at the A+P when he was like 16 and would do that from behind the double sided mirrors in the produce section.

**Viper_ed** · 01-31-2007, 03:43 PM

My favorite was the look I got the time I went and bought Chocolate Milk and Shotgun Shells!

I want to go one night and buy:

1. Bullets
2. Box of Garbage Bags
3. Roll of Duct Tape
4. Gallon of bleach
5. Shovel
6. Bungee Cords
7. 2 Concrete or Decorative Wall Block

Wonder what they would think?

**SonofaBish** · 01-31-2007, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by jared

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

my favorite

**J-rod** · 01-31-2007, 03:56 PM

my buddy and i took some bikes off the rack and raced around the store...when security was called we parked them at the front door and got in our car to leave.

yes we put the kick stands down....we were drunk not stupid. :)

**axles of evil** · 01-31-2007, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Viper_ed

My favorite was the look I got the time I went and bought Chocolate Milk and Shotgun Shells!

I want to go one night and buy:

1. Bullets
2. Box of Garbage Bags
3. Roll of Duct Tape
4. Gallon of bleach
5. Shovel
6. Bungee Cords
7. 2 Concrete or Decorative Wall Block

Wonder what they would think?

dont forget a couple bags of lime ...

**Balaska347** · 01-31-2007, 05:43 PM

Me and some buddies rode the electric wheelchairs out of the store and done the street until the cops gave all of us DC's.

**5k#Eaton** · 01-31-2007, 07:15 PM

thats some funny shit

**scott5** · 02-06-2007, 10:37 PM

I might actaully try some of that..LOL those were hilarious

**One Sweet Day** · 02-06-2007, 10:56 PM

If you catch him on, you should ask cobraRR93 what he does late at night at wal-mart.....weird.

Just kidding, it was fun

**stanggrrl** · 02-07-2007, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by Viper_ed

My favorite was the look I got the time I went and bought Chocolate Milk and Shotgun Shells!

Ok, you got me beat. And I thought the look I got when buying a rubber ducky and superglue was priceless.

But, there was the time I ran into the dirty bird and got pickles, pork rinds and Trident. Heh, heh...I assured the cashier I was NOT pregnant. :o

**Milewsky80** · 02-07-2007, 01:16 PM

Me and my friend were going fishing one night and stopped at a walmart. Bought chicken liver, some beef jerkey, fishing line, hair nets(to hold the chicken liver on the hook), and 2 cases of budweiser. The cashier had no idea what was goin on

**One Sweet Day** · 02-08-2007, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by Milewsky80

Me and my friend were going fishing one night and stopped at a walmart. Bought chicken liver, some beef jerkey, fishing line, hair nets(to hold the chicken liver on the hook), and 2 cases of budweiser. The cashier had no idea what was goin on

can't get that in a PA walmart!