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    joke....lol

    due to micheal jackson's death i heard jc penny's is having a sale on kids clothes. all pants are half off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by INSANELY CRAZY View Post
    due to micheal jackson's death i heard jc penny's is having a sale on kids clothes. all pants are half off.

    Got that on my cell phone too. How did he die??

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    Quote Originally Posted by John4cam View Post
    Got that on my cell phone too. How did he die??
    LOS ANGELES - Michael Jackson's brother says it's believed that the pop star died of cardiac arrest.
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    Breaking news: Micheal Jacksons dying last wish..... Take me to children's hospital

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    I heard he died from food poisoning, they found 12yr old nuts in his stomach

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott5 View Post
    I heard he died from food poisoning, they found 12yr old nuts in his stomach
    oh man....that's bad....

    really funny!!!...but bad....



    and the way I heard the joke from an earlier post is...

    what is the similarity between a JCPenny's sale and the Neverland Ranch?....

    they both have little boys' pants 1/2 off....

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    lmfao

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    since mj was 99% plastic he will be melted down to make legos so kids can play with him for a change

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    hahahha nice jokes
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    When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven yesterday God said to her, "Farrah you have been so good over your life, what one wish can I grant you now that you are in heaven?" Farrah responded with, "I just want all the children of the world to be safe"!

    What is Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson expecting for 4th of July? Patrick Swayze

    Michael Jackson died of a heart attach yesterday. He discovered that Boys to Men is a band not a delivery service.

    News update: Michael Jackson's autopsy revealed he died of food poisoning. He ate a 6 year old wiener.

    Why is Michael Jackson white? Because he is dead!

    I head they are melting Michael Jackson down into plastic toys so kids can play with him instead!

    McDonalds is releasing a new burger in tribute to Michael Jackson. It features 50 year old meat and 10 year old buns!

    Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed for the weekend.

    Michael Jackson's agent just canceled all upcoming dates including, Ben, age 6, and Tom, age 9.

    No one really knows Michael Jackson's time of death, but the big hand was over the little hand.

    Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attach, he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

    What a coincidence that Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died on the same day. One played with Majors, the other played with minors!
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    On the news somewhere that Jackson done in by the Cub Scouts. He was up to a pack a day.

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