It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.!
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed .so we're just waiting.
Last edited by Troll; 04-21-2007 at 07:28 PM.
lol......
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Troll, you gota tell another one to redeem yourself for that one
Agreed! C'mon dude, you can do better than that!Originally Posted by lib88stang
Troll, you gota tell another one to redeem yourself for that one
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For sure! That's has a gayness level of a u1arunit joke!
A Redneck couple were sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels
when the husband said,"I bet you can't tell me somethin'
that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.
The wife thought about it for a few moments, then answered,
"Your pecker's bigger than yer brother's"
That was a good save!
That was a good one:D Your back
A Redneck couple were sharing a bottle of Jack Daniels
when the husband said,"I bet you can't tell me somethin'
that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.
The wife thought about it for a few moments, then answered,
"Your pecker's bigger than yer brother's"
2015 Charger Hellcat
2.4" upper pulley, ID1300 injectors, BAP, E85 tune, Cat Delete Pipes, One Piece Drive Shaft, Diff Brace, 305/35/20 555R's for the street and 305/45/18 MT ET Street R's for the track. 9.97@142 Best ET
85 GT
Heads and Cam plus other bolt ons
73 F250
Lifted, 35's, 460 4spd
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