A man walks into his job and tells his best friend, man I'm constipated as hell I think I'm gonna have to go to the hospital.
His friend says ain't that something you can take of over the counter like with some pepto or malox?
He says no man it's to bad! So he goes to the hospital and the doctor says man your full of ****, I'm gonna have to give you a suppository!
The man says what's that? The doctor says it's these pellets I have to stick up your ass. So the man says do what you gotta do doc!
So he has the man bend over the table and he shoves the suppository up his ass. The man screams Oh! ****!
The doctor says take the rest of these and have your wife give them to you. So the man gets home and says, baby I need you to give me these suppositories. I'll bend over and you stick one up my ass.
So he bends over and she puts one hand on his shoulder and shoves it up his ass. He screams Oh! ****! His wife says baby are you OK? He says, I just remembered the doctor had both hands on my shoulders!!!!!
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