Beer

[pRojekt02GT]

miller lite is my fav. but anyone who drinks fairly often can guzzle 12 down pretty easily. Try it with that keystone and see if you feel anything.

lol im goin campin this weekend up at Mirror lake in liqoneir(sp)?, gonna take a few 30 packs of stones, see how that works out

[John4cam]

lol im goin campin this weekend up at Mirror lake in liqoneir(sp)?, gonna take a few 30 packs of stones, see how that works out

Pickle that liver!

[2001GTTT]

lol im goin campin this weekend up at Mirror lake in liqoneir(sp)?, gonna take a few 30 packs of stones, see how that works out

lmao did you mean ligonier?

[Stangman701]

Just got a nice supply of Screaming Pumpkin 102 left as of last night

[stieny]

Just got a nice supply of Screaming Pumpkin 102 left as of last night

Ooo, that's good stuff. Where do you get yours from? I got to pick some up here in the near future.

[Stangman701]

Ooo, that's good stuff. Where do you get yours from? I got to pick some up here in the near future.

Vecini's in Millvale. It's only $22 a case there. They're only open till 5 though I think so you might wanna stop down Saturday morning

[mr4teth]

Vecini's in Millvale. It's only $22 a case there. They're only open till 5 though I think so you might wanna stop down Saturday morning

Best distributor in the Burgh ....

So I'm out of Iron City and I can't decide which beer I have goes best with the "STEELERS"

[Martin0660]

Don't start with the hop devil, it will kill the others (unless you have a lot of them, then have at it ;) )

[wick]

Perhaps a little framboise, I just finished one of those...

[wick]

Got tired of my 18 m/o son grabbing the bottle out of the fridge everytime I open it and running away. So problem solved. No more bottle to grab. HAHAH

[Martin0660]

This made me break out a couple of my Duvel's tonight :D

http://www.duvelusa.com/

Anyone tried it? Great tasting Belgian :D

[wick]

Actually, I have. There is a belgian resturaunt right by my house. Sharp Edge Creek House. Great selection there. Food is delicious too!!!

[Troll]

jeez... football means good old-fashioned cheap-ass shit... Miller Lite and lots of them. save the good stuff for play-offs or sbs. WTF?

We need some SCS BEER Man Rules and right quick, too.

For instance, I have a bachelor party to go to Sat. night. Wifey actually said she would drive me there and pick me up afterwards. She is the Head Bitch, er I mean Maid of Honor in the wedding. Well, guess what? She's there to spy. I will drive drunk 50 miles or NOT DRINK before I let my own wife spy on some other poor bastard's bachelor party. Man Rules rule. That is bad JU JU.

[Martin0660]

Trauriger Mann, heute Abend arbeitend, nicht ein großes Fußballfan ;)

Good move on the Bachelor party .... Maybe drop you off a few blocks away and just not come home. Hey, everyone is going to the wedding right? Someone will get you there when the dust settles :D

[Troll]

Hey, everyone is going to the wedding right? Someone will get you there when the dust settles :D

don't get me started. good LORD the wedding is October 24th. 6 weeks ???What happened to the good old days when you went out on the Thursday before and tried to keep it together?????

Everybody in the Free World has turned into a big fat vagina in the last 10 years.

got to go open another cheapie... back on topic. overtaking BS thread in less than one month...

[Martin0660]

We need some SCS BEER Man Rules and right quick, too.

For reference, these are the miller lite list ....

If your dog is better than you at picking up an online date, is it okay to go out with her instead? It was decided by a group of rather nerdy looking Bud drinkers that Yes you could go on the date, but only if you took the dog along. That way if she turned out to be a dog as well, you could let them go at it and you got to drink all the beer.

Your best friend is dumped by his girlfriend. How long before you can ask her out? It was suggested to be various short amounts of time, but the idea of dating a friend's ex was thought to be wholly unacceptable by Mr. Reynolds. However, when asked "What if she's drop-dead gorgeous?", Mr. Reynolds changed his answer to "Six months" and the motion was summarily accepted.

If you bring Miller Lite to a party and not all of it is consumed, can you take the remainder with you as you leave the party? Tuck Rule: One beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

If a friend gets you a beer from the bar, is it acceptable for the friend to stick his finger in the opening to bring back several beers to the table at once? No. "You poke it, you own it."

When toasting with beer, should you clink with the top or the bottom of the bottle? The Bottom, because clinking the top would swap saliva and thus qualify as kissing.

Is the high five officially played out? Yes, but a continuance has been issued until a replacement can be found.

Does someone have to root for a team when watching football? Yes. You must always choose to root for a team.

Is it permissible to hide your beer in the fridge so that others can't find it? No, "sharing is caring."

Wireless phone headsets: pretty cool or technology gone bad? Technology gone bad: Anything that makes you look like a crazy person - not cool. (Mr. Bus completely disagrees.)

Can you put a lime or any other fruit in your beer? No, fruit is completely off limits in beer. If one was to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it a "beera colada". Man Law: "Don't Fruit the Beer."

Is it permissible, in the pursuit of humor, to tap the top of another man's beer bottle with the bottom of your beer bottle, causing the other man's beer bottle to fizz over? No, as there are plenty of other things that make us laugh without wasting a drop of beer, like Japanese game shows, Undercover Brother on DVD, and Jimmy Johnson's hair. Man Law: "No wasting beer in the pursuit of humor."

Have football fans become too reliant on the "D-Fence" sign? Yes, however, a continuance has been issued on the "D-Fence" sign, while giving a try-out to the "Off-Fence" sign this season.

Is it acceptable for a man to leave his fellow men in order to leave with his woman? No, however, this ruling can be overturned if she is deemed attractive enough by said fellow men. Most notably, Burt Reynolds, in the case of Mr. Murray's girlfriend, Jewel.

Is it acceptable to leave a game before it ends to beat traffic? No. In a rare double man law it was also deemed unacceptable for a man to bake on game day.

Is it acceptable for a man to use a fake log when real wood is available? No. Real wood must always be used.

Is it acceptable for a wife or girlfriend to store items other than beer in the garage fridge? No. The line is the line - It is only sovereign territory left.

Is crushing beer cans on your forehead still cool? No. Cans are not as thick as they once were. Crushing one back then was saying something, but now, it's lame.

Is telling stories of getting kicked in the balls reasonable male conversation? No. Hearing a story of that nature brings back painful memories because every man has his own story.

[Martin0660]

Of course I lost all faith in those rules after this man law was written,,,,

Can you put a lime or any other fruit in your beer? No, fruit is completely off limits in beer. If one was to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it a "beera colada". Man Law: "Don't Fruit the Beer."

Then they turn around and come with this crap ....

[Troll]

OK, here we go... I like Miller Lite. Is it wrong? Is it good? I don't know. Do I like Man Rules? Yes. Did Miller Lite invent Man Rules? Yes.

One of the original man rules was "don't fruit the beer". What did ML do? They fruited the beer with Miller Chill. I don't like Miller Chill. I don't like that they broke their own man rule. I still like regular ML and man rules, though!!!

Nothing is sacred. What to do? What to do?

[Troll]

Apparently, I can't type or google faster than Bob Myers (copywrite).

[Martin0660]

overtaking BS thread in less than one month...

While I will do my part, I think you nailed it here ....

Everybody in the Free World has turned into a big fat vagina in the last 10 years. :

I think this also applies to beer drinking. This is why we have Miller Chill now ;)