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    After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one.


    So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:

    370H-SSV-0773H

    This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.

    So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.

    They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

    Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.

    Now there was complete panic in the oval office.

    They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer

    A special emergency meeting was called by the staff.

    All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

    After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.


    Bush chuckled and replied: 'Dude ............ .You're holding it upside down!'
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    LOL Good one Cuz! :)
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    Hey Cuz,
    Just remember CHANGE........ Who voted for this clown?
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    I didn't. You couldnt have payed me enough to vote for that Socialist/toolbag/jagoff/idiot/. Should i go on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gastrader1 View Post
    Hey Cuz,
    Just remember CHANGE........ Who voted for this clown?
    Yeah, most of us know what CHANGE stands for.
    Its all your gonna be left with when he gets out of office too. The change you find on the road.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wick View Post
    Yeah, most of us know what CHANGE stands for.
    Its all your gonna be left with when he gets out of office too. The change you find on the road.
    Come on now hes a great puppet for the socialist government. I mean why not give healthcare and stimulis to people who are to damn lazy to work. You ever check into the house tax break for firstime buyers and that cash for clunkers? Total rip off. Cash for clunkers you pay tax the following year on that 4500 you got off the vehicle lol. The house one they say you can use it as a downpayment, one problem you have to get approved first ok no biggie, then they adjust your salary so you recive it a lil each paycheck lol.
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    lol nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by HidalgoGT View Post
    Come on now hes a great puppet for the socialist government. I mean why not give healthcare and stimulis to people who are to damn lazy to work. You ever check into the house tax break for firstime buyers and that cash for clunkers? Total rip off. Cash for clunkers you pay tax the following year on that 4500 you got off the vehicle lol. The house one they say you can use it as a downpayment, one problem you have to get approved first ok no biggie, then they adjust your salary so you recive it a lil each paycheck lol.

    HAHA Yep, just a little bit of making you "think" you are getting something. All the assholes who are too lazy to get a job are the only ones making out here, all while we hard working citizens pay for it. I am about to quit my job and get the free handouts too. Its getting out of hand man.
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