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    Bar room humor: Poem for ya to use....

    I was out having a beer and the guy next to me tells me this cute little poem. It was new to me, maybe it is old to you... but I offer it up any ways...

    HONOR.

    I offered her my HONER.
    She HONORED my offer.
    I was HONER and off her
    And I got off HONOR.

    That made me chuckle a bit, and I thought it was worth typing into my phone to be able to share later.

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    Here's a toast sorta like that:

    Here's to HONOR!
    When you get HONOR stay HONOR!
    If you can't cum INNER, cum HONOR!
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    Haha!! Those are good!!
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