read for a good laugh.

[cdutchess78]

story

i spilled my drink all over computer when i read this.some peoples luck! hahaha

[Stangman701]

That was pretty hilarious. I'm still not convinced I should carry a "pee bottle" though... wtf?

[2005mach1]

bahahaha! i just got yelled at that...in school...

[MinGry03]

Kinda reminds me of Dumb & Dumber...

[97LaserRed]

lmao thats a good one!!!!!!

[cwh19]

that was ridiculous. Those images made it hahahahaha

[SonofaBish]

is this work safe? don't wanna click the link if its NSFW

[cwh19]

yea its not. There are images

[pRojekt02GT]

yea its not. There are images

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!

this was THEE funniest story I have ever read in my entire life..there are 31 pages to that thread hahaha..

[97LaserRed]

here are the cliffs.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Cliffs (condensed as much as possible):
-OP is afraid of public toilets, and pisses in bottles instead
-OP meets some chick for coffee who invites him over for Chinese food
-OP has to drop a deuce but holds it in (out of refusal to use public restroom)
-OP goes back with girl, eats said chinese food
-urge to s'hit now amplified x 100
-OP now also has a boner and needs to piss really badly, too
-OP goes into girl's bathroom, but can't fit ass and erect cock over toilet bowl
-after severel failed attempts, decides to s'hit and piss in her bathtub instead
-turns on shower, attempting to flush massive deuce down shower drain (unsuccessful)
-girl demands to know why OP is showering (thinks he's doing it to get laid)
-girl enters bathroom, sees OP naked and her bathroom covered in piss and feces
-demands he cleans it up, he says he will
-fills toilet and garbage can with scattered feces and assloads of TP
-flushes toilet, toilet overflows (and all discarded s'hit and TP now back on the floor)
-girl demands he leaves (threatens him with a knife, apparently)
-OP leaves, and hears screams from bathroom moments later
-OP posts story on bb.com, pages upon pages of lulz ensue
-OP still debating if he should contact said girl and explain


CLIFFS :

22 year old virgin who has never had a gf or even approached girls

Socially anxious for most of his life and minimal friends because of it

Enough is enough... i'm still young and i want to get over this ****...

[phillysrt4]

I rofl'd at that one! epic thread!

It must be read... the MS paint pics are priceless!

[Slow01GT]

I saw this yesterday. I almost died laughing at the mspaint images.

[bgblockelcamino]

I saw this yesterday. I almost died laughing at the mspaint images.

same here.

[wick]

Just goes to show bodybuilders are fricking morons.

[Silverhatch]

Fake or not, its a good story.

[cdutchess78]

yeah,seriously,piss bottles?we used piss bottles when i was in iraq and afghanistan but only out of neccesity. why on easrth would u be walking around with a piss bottle in public? epic fail on his part!

[Shorty429]

talk about a terrible first impression. lol

[412mustangz]

hahaha oh man, that was a good story tho

[1Badbird]

Now that's funny!!!

[PaxtonShelby]

Holy crap ( pun intended ) - that was freaking hilarious!!!