Gonorrhea Lectim

**Gastrader1** · 06-09-2010, 08:24 AM

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain
of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced
"Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving
putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but
now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting
to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on
the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose
in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could
become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and
apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Pennsylvania has seen the light with Arlen Sphincter days numbered too.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care
about.

**map351** · 06-09-2010, 09:02 AM

Thank God for the President, Why?

Written by an 82-year-old very wise lady. She gives us a whole new slant on the amazing job Obama is doing:

1. He destroyed the Clinton Political Machine - Driving a stake thru the
heart of Hillary's Presidential aspirations - something no Republican was
ever able to do. Remember when a Hillary Presidency scared the daylights
out of you!

2. He killed off the Kennedy Dynasty - No more Kennedy's trolling Washington
looking for booze and women wanting rides home.
American women and Freedom are safer tonight!

3. He is destroying the Democratic Party before our eyes!
Dennis Moore had never lost a race - quit
Evan Bayh had never lost a race - quit
Byron Dorgan - had never lost a race - quit
Harry Reid - soon to be GONE

These are just a handful of the Democrats whose political careers Obama
has destroyed! By the end of 2010 dozens more will be gone!

In December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise. In the last two election
cycles they had picked up 14 senate seats and 52 house seats.
The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party.
In just one year, Obama put a stop to all of this and will probably give the house,
if not the senate back to the Republicans.

4. He has completely exposed liberals and progressives for what they are.
Every generation seems to need to relearn the lesson on why they should
never actually put liberals in charge. He is bringing home the lesson very well!

Liberals tax, borrow and spend - check
Liberals won't bring themselves to protect America - check
Liberals want to take over the economy - check
Liberals think they know what is best for everyone - check
Liberals aren't happy till they are running YOUR life - check

5. He has brought more Americans back to conservatism than anyone since
Reagan. In one year he rejuvenated the Conservative movement and brought
out to the streets millions of Freedom Loving Americans. Name me one other
time in your life that you saw your friends and neighbors this interested in
taking back America !

6. His amazing leadership has sparked the greatest period of sales of
firearms and ammunition this country has seen. Law abiding citizens have
rallied and have provided a "stimulus" to the sporting goods field while
other industries have failed, faded or moved off-shore!

7. In all honesty one year ago I was more afraid than I had ever been in my
life. Not of the economy but of the direction our country was going. I
thought Americans had forgotten what this country was all about. My
neighbors, friends, strangers proved to me that my lack of confidence of the
Greatness and Wisdom of the American people was flat out wrong.

8. When the American People wake up no smooth talking teleprompter reader
can fool them!

Barak Obama woke up these Great Americans! Again I want to say, "Thank you Barak Obama!"
This is exactly the kind of hope and change we desperately needed.

**John4cam** · 06-09-2010, 11:54 AM

We had another similar disease wave hit us in 2000, and 2004. Just as bad.

**Gastrader1** · 06-09-2010, 01:05 PM

One of the biggest problems actually started in 1987, but started to come to a head in 2001. The question is, can you figure this out? Its a shame that Dick Cheney's health prohibited him from actually running for President. The answer to my question is a perfect example of why there should be term limits. In fact, two other prime examples of term limits are or will have come to an end in PA Sphincter and Murtha. Based on my investments and 401K, the White House was very good to me in 2000 and 2004. The only reason I have not taken much of a hit during this current regime, is I was intelligent enough to put my money in very low risk investments with assured returns. Never fear though, 2012 is not that far away and we will once again return to some reasonable form of leadership once the current clowns are gone.