Found this on Turbo Ranger!

"Theres a lady who eats at the same resturaunt my wife and i often go to for lunch... a couple days ago she had a incident that she shared with some there.......she has a son that is in his 30's and is mentally impaired and lives at home with her... while at work the other day she gets a call from her son, she answers his call and says hey honey whats up? he says, mom i got a troll locked in the closet!!!! she asks really? he replies yeah, what should i do with him? she says, just leave him in there.... he says ok and hangs up..... she goes back to working......about 2 hours go by and she gets another call.... mom, i still got the troll locked in the closet, what should i do with him? leave him in there ill be home in a while, she says.... ok he answers and hangs up. she goes back to work but starts thinking about the phone calls... starting to get uneasily curious she goes to her boss and tells him about the calls from her son..... he suggests she go home and check out the situation....she gets home and asks her son if he still has the troll locked in the closet. he says yes.... well lets go see about him then she replies... they walk to the closet, she unlocks the door and as she opens it out runs a midget headed for the front door!!!!! he gets outside before shes able to stop him and ask who he is and what hes doing in the house.......turns out he's a census worker!!!!!!! no charges pending... although the lil fella was kinda pissed......


true story from comptons resturaunt in west columbia s.c."