A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
taken.
The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the
minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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