The 100 MPH Goat!
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting and, as they're
walking along, they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach the edge and are amazed by the it's size.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;
I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something
in and listen to see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's an old automobile transmission,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over and count, "One and
two and three".....and throw it in the hole.
They're standing there listening and looking over the edge, when
they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,
run up to the hole and, with no hesitation, jump in head first.
As they're standing there looking at each other and in the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin'
about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to a transmission!"
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