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    Chuck Norris

    Ever notice the big comeback he is making found these todayreal nunCHUCKs

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    hahah ya chuck norris is gettin big there are MAD chuck norris jokes i dunno if any of you have heard them
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    heres the chuck norris smiley

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    here are some jokes:

    -They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
    -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    -Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
    -In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
    -Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    -The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
    -If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

    just google it there are like millions..i think theyre funny as hell
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    ummm....Tom,...ok that one needs.....ned....but the rest are cool so far...

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    hahaha....if you put in chuck norris needs....in google the first thing that pops up....


    Chuck Norris needs a place for his dogs to crap.




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    Well I don't mean to but some boards got some gay ass ones like this

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    hahaha i cant believe some of the stuff your finding tom
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    yeah....lets not go there shall we?



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    That signature picture is funnier than all chuck norris jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy View Post
    That signature picture is funnier than all chuck norris jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5k#Eaton View Post

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    lol!

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    you need to go back to using the cool ones....

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