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  1. 01-21-2011, 12:47 PM #1
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    Humorous e-bay seller

    I just came across this on ebay. I love his "legal jargon" at the end of his description...

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/600-H...item3cb4677375

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  4. 01-21-2011, 01:42 PM #4
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    LOL!!!!

    Best eBay ad EVAR!!!!!
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  5. 01-21-2011, 02:22 PM #5
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    OMG haha wow he is a hoot.
    wish he was my neighboor....
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  8. 01-21-2011, 08:15 PM #8
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  10. 01-21-2011, 09:22 PM #10
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  11. 01-22-2011, 10:20 AM #11
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    Why not sell the wife instead? I mean, is some 40 year old piece of ass that bitches about loud cars possibly any better than that thing? I'd rather have sex with the car
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitternacht View Post
    Why not sell the wife instead? I mean, is some 40 year old piece of ass that bitches about loud cars possibly any better than that thing? I'd rather have sex with the car
    thats what he is doing. The add first states he is selling the car to buy a lawyer meaning he is getting divorced and paying the lawyer with the money from the car.

    I would love to buy the car, just to meet that guy
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  13. 01-23-2011, 10:31 AM #13
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    this is someone who has dealt with the ebay BS before... love it!
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  14. 01-23-2011, 10:15 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillysrt4 View Post
    this is someone who has dealt with the ebay BS before... love it!
    Yep! He really tells it like it is!
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  15. 01-24-2011, 11:41 PM #15
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  16. 01-25-2011, 01:58 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitternacht View Post
    Why not sell the wife instead? I mean, is some 40 year old piece of ass that bitches about loud cars possibly any better than that thing? I'd rather have sex with the car
    I believe that was covered on the first line of the ad.



    For sure priceless. Best ad I have seen in a long time...
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