F*cking birds!!!

**92306gt** · 04-22-2011, 10:21 AM

ok so for the last 5 days or so there has been a few robins that feel the need to peck at the windows on all my cars with tinted windows. i guess they see their reflection and i think its mating season so they must be trying to get some..i dunno for sure but ive had it with this shit. in the process they are scrathing the shit out of everything and shitting all over all my cars and my truck..not just a little bit of shit but its EVERYWHERE EVERYDAY!! im gonna lose it if this shit dont stop. ive even gone as far as putting a cover on my truck because they seem to like it the best but that didnt help because the mirrors arent covered. anybody have any ideas on what to do or have this happen to them???

**Sonic03snake** · 04-22-2011, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by 92306gt

ok so for the last 5 days or so there has been a few robins that feel the need to peck at the windows on all my cars with tinted windows. i guess they see their reflection and i think its mating season so they must be trying to get some..i dunno for sure but ive had it with this shit. in the process they are scrathing the shit out of everything and shitting all over all my cars and my truck..not just a little bit of shit but its EVERYWHERE EVERYDAY!! im gonna lose it if this shit dont stop. ive even gone as far as putting a cover on my truck because they seem to like it the best but that didnt help because the mirrors arent covered. anybody have any ideas on what to do or have this happen to them???

12 guage.

**03 OW SVT** · 04-22-2011, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Sonic03snake

12 guage.

That's kinda what i had in mind too Lou, but then he would have a big hole in the side of his car from the shot-gun.

**stevec5ws6** · 04-22-2011, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Sonic03snake

12 guage.

my favorite solution!

put out some bird seed for them with a nice amount of (uncooked obviously) long grain wild rice added in. it's all good till it gets wet .

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**scott5** · 04-22-2011, 11:04 AM

Bb gun

**03 OW SVT** · 04-22-2011, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by scott5

Bb gun

I don't believe he wants to shoot anything towards his vehicles.

**03 OW SVT** · 04-22-2011, 11:13 AM

Maybe wrap trash can liners, or plastic grocery bags around the mirrors along with the cover.

**scott5** · 04-22-2011, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by 2011GB/CS

I don't believe he wants to shoot anything towards his vehicles.

They are just fords? Hahahahaha..

**Sonic03snake** · 04-22-2011, 11:21 AM

Antifreeze soaked bird seed? LOL.

**scott5** · 04-22-2011, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Sonic03snake

Antifreeze soaked bird seed? LOL.

I like this idea!!

**phillysrt4** · 04-22-2011, 01:25 PM

Do you have one of those plastic owls? I have one and as long as I move it around every day it keeps some of the predatory/horny birds away

Originally Posted by Sonic03snake

Antifreeze soaked bird seed? LOL.

I think his expression says it all... :)

**Martin0660** · 04-22-2011, 03:07 PM

I get hammered on my red truck at my house ... it parks on the street under the power wires that seem to attract every bird in Greensburg ...

I actually though this was going to be about Angry Birds when I clicked it ... That's a whole different thread.

**92306gt** · 04-22-2011, 03:19 PM

i think its only one, maybe two birds that are doing it. i did go buy a bb gun but i cheaped out and got the cheapest one walmart had and i cant hit shit with it unless its like 10-15 ft away..lol. then i got a 22 mag and fired a shot yesterday morning and it was LOUD and i dont feel like having the neighbors calling the cops so i dunno. i wonder if i put some rat poison out if they would try some...hahaha

**venom** · 04-22-2011, 04:28 PM

I feel your pain. I have these two Cardinals that will not leave my car alone. I tape towels around my mirrors, but that seems to piss them off even more. They sit on the mirros, wipers, front bumper (peck the headlights), and wing.

I've been parking my car at the end of the driveway just to get away from them.

**Inkdcountryboy** · 04-22-2011, 04:47 PM

Buy a Silenced pellet gun from gander mountain... 1200FPS.... Problem solved.. (if u build a bird feeder away from the cars it works as a bait trap to shoot at) lol

**92306gt** · 04-22-2011, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Inkdcountryboy

Buy a Silenced pellet gun from gander mountain... 1200FPS.... Problem solved.. (if u build a bird feeder away from the cars it works as a bait trap to shoot at) lol

im considering this

**PaxtonShelby** · 04-22-2011, 06:07 PM

How about an electrified bird feeder in the front yard? Put a switch on it so once they land and get busy eating...you flip the switch and ZAAPPPP!!!!!

**92306gt** · 04-22-2011, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by PaxtonShelby

How about an electrified bird feeder in the front yard? Put a switch on it so once they land and get busy eating...you flip the switch and ZAAPPPP!!!!!

another good idea

**SonofaBish** · 04-22-2011, 09:37 PM

i feel for ya man..... my landlords like to throw their unused/moldy/old food out into the yard for the birds to eat.. pizza, break, whatever you can think of... so they're always around and always shitting on stuff.....

so, as a response, my fiance and I just pick up the food and either throw it in their garbage can, or put it on their porch

**03 OW SVT** · 04-23-2011, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by SonofaBish

i feel for ya man..... my landlords like to throw their unused/moldy/old food out into the yard for the birds to eat.. pizza, break, whatever you can think of... so they're always around and always shitting on stuff.....

so, as a response, my fiance and I just pick up the food and either throw it in their garbage can, or put it on their porch

I'd put the garbage on your Landlords car and let the birds shit on it.