Damn Checking Account
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking
account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated
in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to
listen to
that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks
the old
geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won
$200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my
damn money in this damn bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving
you a hard time?"
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200 million!
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