bathroom etiquette

[J-rod]

Bathroom Etiquette
>>
>> In the men's room, an accountant, a lawyer and a
>> farmer were standing side by side using the urinal.
>>
>> The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing
>> and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his
>> elbows....he held about 20 paper towels before he
>> finished. He turned to the other two men and
>> commented, "I graduated from Harvard and they taught
>> us to be sanitary."
>>
>> The lawyer finished, zipped up, went to the sink and
>> quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one
>> paper towel and commented, "I graduated from UC
>> Berkeley and they taught us to be environmentally
>> conscious."
>>
>> The farmer zipped up and as he was walking directly
>> out the door said, "I graduated from WVU and they
>> taught us not to piss on our fingers"



WVU > *

[Troll]

Two guys from Farmington, WV were driving down the road. They see a sheep with his head caught in the fence. The driver says, "I'm gonna screw that sheep!" So he does, then he looks at his buddy and says, "Now it's your turn." His buddy gets down on his hands and knees and sticks his head in the fence.

[INSANELY CRAZY]

[White5.0]

hahaha

[lib88stang]

Nice.

[Smallville]

so THAT's where the "men are MEN and the sheep are NERVOUS"?????