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    I finally figured why I'm so tired!

    Why I'm so tired
    Now it all makes sense!

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.

    That leaves 133 million to do the work.

    Threre are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.

    Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And your're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

    Mark
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    Hmmm am i getting payed for it?????? Need my address to send check?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 383taman View Post
    Hmmm am i getting payed for it?????? Need my address to send check?
    YOU CAN'T GET PAID FOR THIS. YOU CAN'T READ OR SPELL


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    Quote Originally Posted by 383taman View Post
    Hmmm am i getting payed for it?????? Need my address to send check?
    huummm... First did you pass..?
    Mark
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    Quote Originally Posted by 383taman View Post
    Hmmm am i getting payed for it?????? Need my address to send check?
    your not going to get PAID if you can't even spell it...lay off the beer. lol

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    Didnt get the book to study buddy. What the he77.

    Quote Originally Posted by u1arunit View Post
    huummm... First did you pass..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 383taman View Post
    Didnt get the book to study buddy. What the he77.
    umm..I think he was referring to the bath tub joke....

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    Well then i really failed huh?

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