Women only....hahaha, yeah all what 5 of us!

**One Sweet Day** · 04-25-2007, 09:36 PM

IF MEN HAD A VAGINA
Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

**George C** · 04-25-2007, 11:02 PM

gutter mind

**One Sweet Day** · 04-25-2007, 11:15 PM

HEY! hahaha, stay off my thread...unless you had a sx we don't know about....

**George C** · 04-25-2007, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by One Sweet Day

HEY! hahaha, stay off my thread...unless you had a sx we don't know about....

i thought you knew, shame on you

**racefan** · 04-25-2007, 11:28 PM

Yep, Thats Us!!!!!!!!!!

**One Sweet Day** · 04-25-2007, 11:30 PM

hahaha, more comments on the tread for the women then the one for the men....oh well, not like I haven't read all the NWS threads

and Quik.....stop trying to make people think that you got far enough for me to have seen your scars:p

**Pure Stock** · 04-26-2007, 12:57 AM

If I had one I'd make one hell of a living:D

**shawnsvtcobra** · 04-26-2007, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by Pure Stock

If I had one I'd make one hell of a living:D

Damn rite

**no1fordgirl** · 04-26-2007, 02:38 AM

LMAO! Thats a good one

**KeystoneJohnny** · 04-26-2007, 04:42 AM

The sad, sad, part is it is true.

**scott5** · 04-26-2007, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by fordmanforever

The sad, sad, part is it is true.

**KeystoneJohnny** · 04-26-2007, 03:23 PM

Damn , I thought that I would be the only one to admit it.

**INSANELY CRAZY** · 04-26-2007, 06:27 PM

well dana, now we know what your day consist of... lol

**One Sweet Day** · 04-26-2007, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by INSANELY CRAZY

well dana, now we know what your day consist of... lol

not all day, I have the titties that need attention too

**George C** · 04-26-2007, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by One Sweet Day

not all day, I have the titties that need attention too

hahaha, one punch after another she can take.

**itow** · 04-27-2007, 09:52 AM

Tell ya one thing, if I had one, I wouldnt leave the house for a week at first, then I'd become a lesbian ho!

**One Sweet Day** · 04-27-2007, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by Quik

hahaha, one punch after another she can take.

:p

**Ralph** · 04-29-2007, 02:43 AM

Heh, found the G spot years ago. Life has been hell ever since, you know, once you shag one of these poor girls that's never been tickled right--they just don't want to go away!

It's a bitch of a problem :)

**KeystoneJohnny** · 04-29-2007, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Ralph

Heh, found the G spot years ago. Life has been hell ever since, you know, once you shag one of these poor girls that's never been tickled right--they just don't want to go away!

It's a bitch of a problem :)