Princess has me in the doghouse again.

[Troll]

I didn't even think my comment was that bad. Like true rednecks, we ate dinner at a pizza shop next to the liquor store. So, afterwards we go next door (pizza box in tow <<< retards) to get a bottle of wine for dinner tomorrow night.
Well, Mr. Stateworkergettingpaid$12anhourtobeaglorifiedcashi er cards Wifey. She's going to be 35 this summer ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh or I'll be in the basement of the dog house. Anyway, as she's digging through her purse the guy gets impatient, looks at me and says, "Is she old enough?"

I say (and Lord I know better by now), "Yeah, but believe me I wish she wasn't."

[lib88stang]

[Cam99]

Lmao

[u1arunit]

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!

[White5.0]

haha

[fork5o]

[03 OW SVT]

Adam, my wifey says you deserve to be in the dog house.... I on the other hand think it is pretty damn funny. My wife still gets carded sometimes when we go places and she has 4 children the oldest is 25.
My wife is a difinite M.I.L F as you know.

[thelast50ho]

[scott5]

hahaha lmfao

[wick]

Hahahahaha.

[One Sweet Day]

oh sh!t thats funny!

[BoneCrusher]

WTF dude your brain took a little 5 second hiatus there. That is funny as hell though. I am envisioning it musta seemed like Ralphy on A Christmas Story saying the F word when those words were coming outta your mouth.

[INSANELY CRAZY]

woops.... lol

[Ralph]

I used to make jokes like that to my ex-wife. She was a year older than me.

Notice I said 'used to', 'ex' and called it a 'joke'? Well, she's gone, I'm 31 and my current gf doesn't turn 20 for another 4 months or so.

You might CALL it a slip, might CALL it a joke, but it's really just a desire or a prognostication surfacing.

[6987stangs]

[weareweird69]

lmao thats great man. Some people dont have a sense of humor :(