...think I beat a 3V ???

**Troll** · 04-29-2007, 08:56 PM

(this all takes place in a mysterious dream world where there is no po po and street racing is allowed. it wasn't on Earth and it really didn't happen.)

So, I'm coming down 119S just cruisin around and going home after I took a few pics. I'm about 1/2 mile before a light on a 4-lane road. For those of you that know the area, it's where Sheetz, Davies Ford, Rte 982 intersect.

As I'm MMOB in the right lane, a blue S197 with 18" fan blades pulls out into the right lane... not really in front of me, but whatever. The light then turns red and I was just going to pull up behind him. The left lane was totally clear, so at the last moment, I think (like all of us), "4uck it... let's see what he got!" As I pull up, I notice the Mark Martin plate holder and I realize that I seen this guy about two weeks ago when I was at lunch in my Escape (spraying the poor thing off at the car wash). He was in the next stall USING THE BRUSH at the car wash. I remember thinking WTF? That day, when he pulled out, I was right behind him and I followed him around C'ville on 119N because it was a nice day and a nice car. I was thinking, "Man, this guy doesn't know how to drive a stick." He was really notchy and jerky.

So, back to today... after I realize it's the guy who I think can't drive a stick I'm not going to go balls out right from the green. Light turns green, I take it easy and it seems like he was trying to get on it. Winds 1st out then kinda stumbles to get it into second. Well, this pizzed me off and made me laugh at the same time. I was just cruising next to him in 2nd so I ran it up to 6K through 4th and put about 17 aircraft carrier lengths on him. I was willing to go all the way through Connellsville at 120MPH just to prove a point like a ricer, but after he missed 2nd (???) I think he gave up.

Oh well, it would've been a good race with a driver in the other car. Stock S197 3,500 lbs with 260-270hp at the wheels against 3,250 lbs with 240-250hp and 3.73.

**One Sweet Day** · 04-29-2007, 08:59 PM

you ok there buddy? lol. its nice outside go out and make a real kill! nice dream anyway

:D

**INSANELY CRAZY** · 04-29-2007, 09:29 PM

maybe u should not pack those cigarette's so full.. lol

**5k#Eaton** · 04-29-2007, 09:44 PM

the 3v cars are great felt much faster then the 2v cars by far

**scott5** · 04-29-2007, 11:04 PM

what time was this? You were out by my way today. I saw a red 2v mustang with y2k wheels on it and a cobra r hood and a wing looked clean as hell getting gas at sheetz. But i know that wasnt you. I live out on rt 982

**Troll** · 04-29-2007, 11:11 PM

about 6:30. I took those pics at Greenlick Dam. So, I was prolly out your way. You get my PM about the springs?

**Troll** · 04-29-2007, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by One Sweet Day

you ok there buddy? lol. its nice outside go out and make a real kill! nice dream anyway

:D

Originally Posted by INSANELY CRAZY

maybe u should not pack those cigarette's so full.. lol

Hey, I'm not making this chit up. Apparently, the guy bought a cool car with a stick and can't drive it.

When he TRIED, I had to put the smackdown on him.

**One Sweet Day** · 04-29-2007, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Troll

(this all takes place in a mysterious dream world where there is no po po and street racing is allowed. it wasn't on Earth and it really didn't happen.)

YEAH.......:D have you been using wax on the car or.....

**Troll** · 04-29-2007, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by One Sweet Day

YEAH.......:D have you been using wax on the car or.....

We're not ALLOWED to talk about street racing... so that is my disclaimer. I try to use my imagination sometimes. Sorry.

**One Sweet Day** · 04-29-2007, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Troll

We're not ALLOWED to talk about street racing... so that is my disclaimer. I try to use my imagination sometimes. Sorry.

oh gotcha! hahaha....thats funny.

**Mr. Rob** · 04-30-2007, 12:56 AM

yea that guy couldn't have been trying, i watched a bone stock 05 at keystone run a 13.8 and he missed a gear

**Slow01GT** · 04-30-2007, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by Rob_GT1997

yea that guy couldn't have been trying, i watched a bone stock 05 at keystone run a 13.8 and he missed a gear

I don't know. I've beaten a few 05-up gt's and i'd say Troll's car is about as fast as mine, maybe faster. If it was stock i def believe it.

**Chris00GT** · 04-30-2007, 01:42 AM

That's funny man, got to love bad drivers..hehe!! I love the looks on the 05+GT owner when I go blowing by them like there standing still in my little 2V GT