Help with a CL ad

[Dan B.]

I'm going to post the smashed Capri on CL and want to post an epic ad. Thinking it has to be a barn find, one owner, never seen snow, garage kept, .......add your best tag lines.

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[95V6]

Jesus tap dancing Christ

Remember that CL ad?

EDIT:

http://jalopnik.com/5905078/jesus-ta...st-car-ad-ever

[phillysrt4]

"A little TLC and this could be a great car..."

[2000GT]

How about "Dave from Twilight will be able to make it look like new"

[Dan B.]

"Patina" has to be somewhere in the ad. That's a hot word right now in the car world.

[John4cam]

Gotta leave at least one chuck Norris reference. ...

[phillysrt4]

"Will not part out"

[Jeff95TA]

Good first car for teen, needs tail light.

[gmkillr]

"Pretty good condition besides the small dent on the roof"

"Exterior 8.5 out of 10"
Interior 9.5 out of 10"

[Troll]

Great father/son project... er, and grandfather, uncles, brothers, cousins, neighbors, co-workers, etc. :sarcasticsmile:

[roush08]

Slight parking lot tap from a shopping cart

[PaxtonShelby]

"...destroyed a Hellcat and C7 Z06 from a roll in street trim on pump gas."

[phillysrt4]

"RARE combination... $23,000 FIRM!"

[Dan B.]

As seen on Street Outlaws........build your own Gold Car or Death Trap..........

[scorpio333]

Massaged for speed, wind tunnel tested, slight whistle at 140MPH.

[95V6]

Daily Driver, mint

[John4cam]

Unmolested.

[Tom]

needs good buff job

[95V6]

1 of 1 , super rare, priced to sell. 30k

[blizzard]

cream puff