Exciting evening is one way to put it.
I went to get everything set up to start data logging and adjusting my tune with the Pro Racer Package, but the Livelink II application told me my X3 firmware was too old to log with. So I downloaded the SCT updater application and ran it. It warned me to flash my car back to stock before proceeding, so I regrettably did.
Ran the update. Update failed. Bricked my X3. Car has unusable stock tune.
I'll be calling SCT first thing today. Already sent a support email last night.
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