This is some funny sh!t...

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/hv...688082155.html

In a world where the line between he's and she's can be blurred, we wish to appeal to all genders of customers who are seeking gold (either digging for it or charging for digging). He goes by the name "International". Although no passport is available, he was born and raised in the U S of A as validated by his body tattoo stamp. He comes ready to work free of liens, tariffs, and immigration issues, and with a good set of rubbers he is prepared to actively intercourse with Mother Earth.

Don't let this mature matron fool you, she comes with good teeth and a tight body, and is ready to serve your needs at a price you will love. Since she has no brakes, you will need the safe word to make her stop. (the safe word is "outriggers") She is yours for a day or a night for $500, or you can lock her in your garage forever for $5,900. As you would expect, we accept cash only. Discounts available for Veterans, Seniors, College Students, Good Sam's Club, AAA, Civil Servants, Planned Parenthood, and anyone from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.