Duck Feed

[u1arunit]

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got any duck feed?''

The clerk tells him, ''No, we don't have a market for it it so we
don't carry it.''

The duck says, ''Okay'' and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in
to the feed store and asks, ''Got any duck feed?''
Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck walks in, and asks, ''Got any duck feed?''

The clerk says, ''I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed,
we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you
ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor.''

The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, ''Got any nails?''

''No,'' comes the reply.

''Got any duck feed?''

[Viper_ed]

That's as gay as I am.

[u1arunit]

That's as gay as I am.

But still not as gay as your 12 second Ported Eaton LEAD SLED.

[Mater]

at the duck & u two get a room

[Troll]

[lib88stang]

Wow thats gay.

[INSANELY CRAZY]

someone was really bored i see... lol

[u1arunit]

I thought it was funny. Just about as funny as my old buddy Eddie running a quick ET at the track!

[wick]

Thats so dumb that I need to share it with the guys at work tomorrow. HAHAHA