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    Pa Dui

    This was posted over on FourEyePride........

    DUI PA style!

    Only a person in PENNSYLVANIA could think of this.

    From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in WASHINGTON PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

    The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
    patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the Breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

    Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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    **I don't approve of driving while intoxicated**

    But that is awesome!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy View Post
    Welcome to 1997
    I kinda figured it was a story made to fit our area, but I guarantee it would work around here.


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    :D yeah it would, still a funny ass story
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    one of my co workers just told me about this....he said it was on the news lol....who knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxurysportscar View Post
    **I don't approve of driving while intoxicated**

    But that is awesome!
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