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    far from a newb!!! INSANELY CRAZY's Avatar
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    1 more joke

    leroy is a 20yr old 10th grader.this is leroy's homework assignment.he must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

    1.HOTEL-i gave my girlfriend crabs and the ho tel everyone.

    2.DICTATE-my girlfriend say my dictate good.

    3.RECTUM-i had two cadillac's but my bitch rectum both.

    4.DISAPPOINTMENT-my parole officer tol' me if i miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

    5.PENIS-i went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

    6.ISRAEL-tito try to sell me a rolex.i say "man it look fake" he say bullshit that watch israel.

    7.UNDERMINE-there's a fine looking ho living in the apartment undermine.

    8.FORTIFY-i axed this ho on da street"how much?" she say fortify.

    9.OMELETTE-i should pop yo ass fo what you just did,but omelette that shit go!

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    that's some funny stuff there


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    thats pretty funny

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    lol haha

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    hello

    pretty funny lol

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    omelette you continue finding these jokes for us...
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