My grandfather is a die-hard conservative / republican. I decided it would be a good idea to buy him a dancing/singing Hillary Clinton doll for Christmas. She sings (sang) a demented version of "This land is mine" with some funny references to her and her husband.
We had a little Christmas get-together last weekend for that part of my family. When he opened it, he tried to choke her before he even heard the song. We put it on top of the TV when he wasn't looking. Apparently, he couldn't even stand to have it in the house. He called my mother today and said, "Come down here and get this b1tch outta my house!!!"
She went a got her and I"m supposed to take her back next time I'm there.
Anybody want the b1tch?
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