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    Talking funny story... Hillary lovers need not apply !

    My grandfather is a die-hard conservative / republican. I decided it would be a good idea to buy him a dancing/singing Hillary Clinton doll for Christmas. She sings (sang) a demented version of "This land is mine" with some funny references to her and her husband.

    We had a little Christmas get-together last weekend for that part of my family. When he opened it, he tried to choke her before he even heard the song. We put it on top of the TV when he wasn't looking. Apparently, he couldn't even stand to have it in the house. He called my mother today and said, "Come down here and get this b1tch outta my house!!!"

    She went a got her and I"m supposed to take her back next time I'm there.

    Anybody want the b1tch?

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    Hell no! You can keep her!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    My grandfather is a die-hard conservative / republican. I decided it would be a good idea to buy him a dancing/singing Hillary Clinton doll for Christmas. She sings (sang) a demented version of "This land is mine" with some funny references to her and her husband.

    We had a little Christmas get-together last weekend for that part of my family. When he opened it, he tried to choke her before he even heard the song. We put it on top of the TV when he wasn't looking. Apparently, he couldn't even stand to have it in the house. He called my mother today and said, "Come down here and get this b1tch outta my house!!!"

    She went a got her and I"m supposed to take her back next time I'm there.

    Anybody want the b1tch?
    LOL, the sound of her voice makes my skin crawl

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    Take it to the range and put some holes in it, that's about all it's good for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin01cobra View Post
    Take it to the range and put some holes in it, that's about all it's good for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin01cobra View Post
    Take it to the range and put some holes in it, that's about all it's good for.
    x3!!!

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    i agree, she is a total puppet
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    Saw this one time a while ago...

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    bish I think that is mean to the horse!

    she annoys the hell out of me.

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    I see there is a bunch of Hilary voters in this thread.
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    Bish, thats funny!!!!!!!!
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    i would have prob had the same response too only i would have thrown it into coal furnace

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    Quote Originally Posted by burntire View Post
    I see there is a bunch of Hilary voters in this thread.
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    lol.. nice pix of da WITCH FROM HELL!!!!
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    LOL...this is funny. I gave my very conservative, 80 year old Italian immigrant grandfather a Barrack Obama card yesterday for Christmas.
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