Women Drivers

**Import Killer** · 01-01-2008, 06:21 PM

Why In The Hell Are Women Drivers So Bad...

My Fiance Drove Me In The Accord Today...

#1Stop Signs She Doesnt Stop She Yields
#2She Uses The Nav System And Voice Commands Even If Were Gone 3 Feet From The House Or We Know How To Get There..WTF??
#3 Every Song I Like That Comes On She Turns In The Middle Of
#4 Red Lights Dont Mean Sh**
#5 Riding Someones Bumper So Close, You Cant See There Exhaust Tip.. Isnt Close At All
#6 Doing Her Lip Stick While Gone 80 On I79
#9 Getting Pissed At Me Beacuse Traffics Backed Up On The Parkway Like Iam The A**hole Who Created The Back up
#10 Gone Thru Starbucks Drive Thru And Trying To Figure Out What She Wants Like Shes Decodeing The Bible Then Pulling Up So Fast, She Almost Hits The Pole By The Drive Thru Window

I Admit Iam The Guy That Hit A Fire Hydren But Holy Sh** She Makes me So Nervous Driving

**03 OW SVT** · 01-01-2008, 06:26 PM

Its a combo of woman driving and PMS.

**Import Killer** · 01-01-2008, 06:30 PM

**scott5** · 01-01-2008, 06:41 PM

thats why i always drive when i go anywhere with a woman

**Import Killer** · 01-01-2008, 06:42 PM

that was the main reason i loved buying a stick shift car..lmao

**Pure Stock** · 01-01-2008, 07:08 PM

I used to date a girl that could drive manual trans. better than 95% of the guys I see at the track. As a matter of fact, I taught her damn near everything I knew about the *perfect* powershift. And you can take that to the mo fo bank.;)

**INSANELY CRAZY** · 01-01-2008, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by scott5

thats why i always drive when i go anywhere with a woman

you must spend alot of time at home then....

it's crazy how some woman drive...

**One Sweet Day** · 01-01-2008, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by INSANELY CRAZY

you must spend alot of time at home then....

it's crazy how some woman drive...

key word! lol

sorry but number 2 had me cracking up....my grandmother does that!

guys have there moments too! know a guy who locked his keys in the car...and it was running! didnt even know until the end of his shift!

**scott5** · 01-01-2008, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by INSANELY CRAZY

you must spend alot of time at home then....

it's crazy how some woman drive...

thats why i always work. haha

**wick** · 01-01-2008, 11:18 PM

This is your very best thread yet. It is soooooo true bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**billyNOTnice** · 01-02-2008, 03:40 PM

LOL i was making fun of my girlfriend and a another girl i know 2 nights ago... I'm trying to figure out why it's a race from stop sign to stop sign when no one is even around... They Floor it as fast as they can go until they are right up on the stop sign, then slam on the breaks to slow down and about do an Endo.... I told them they drove block rockets, and then went on to expalin above statement lol.

**SonofaBish** · 01-02-2008, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by INSANELY CRAZY

you must spend alot of time at home then....

it's crazy how some woman drive...

**Import Killer** · 01-02-2008, 09:09 PM

thanxs guys for agreeing with me..its all true...oh the newest thing today is we wee driveng and i here click click..i was thinking wtf?...look over shes spraying perfume so me being a guy and not thinking b4 i talk i say " WTF Smells like a french whore"...she freaks the f*** out..

Originally Posted by wick

This is your very best thread yet. It is soooooo true bud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!