Quote Originally Posted by PaxtonShelby View Post
That f'n Metro was totaled before it even hit me....

Yep - it smashed his radiator and puked coolant all over the place. Hood all buckled up - front end completely smashed. You could tell he hardly hit his brakes, because he didn't nose under me. The geezer just plowed right into me. The old fart said he just traded in his van for the Metro so he'd get better mileage. I told him I was pretty happy that he wasn't driving a van, as the impact would have been a lot worse than his little 2000 pound metro..
Did the old guy think he was on a bumper car amusement park ride? What was his excuse for plowing into you?